Would You??

What are you talking about... I'm crazy... No.

Would you?

I might

Would you eat a third burrito?

Sure... I can stomach anything... No wait, my diet. Grrrrr!

Would you eat a fourth?

No, but maybe a bratwurst

Would you pass gas in public?

Of course, drama teachers often say "take it out of your chest" :lol:


Would you blame someone else for passing gas, to avoid the shame, when it was you who really did it?

No...that would be wrong

Would you eat cereal for dinner?

Yes

Would you substitute insulation for toilet paper (assuming insulation was available and toilet paper was not available)

uh....NO....insulation is often made of Fiber Glass -----OUCH!

Would you play Monopoly with droids?

droids would probably be more capable of completing a game of Monopoly than I woudl because they wouldn't be bothered by how long it takes for the game to end. So no. I'd need another human to play with me and decide that we'd been playing to long.

Would you buy the Star Wars edition of the Monopoly board game?

I have before

Would you play act Star Wars with your kids?

Heck Yeah!!!!

Would you tell a stranger their zipper was down?

Have done and will do it again if need be... I have young children around!

Would you?

yes, to save someone from embarassment

have you ever been flashed?

Oh yes, when I was 15, I was walking home from school with some friends and there use to be this nutcase who lived around the corner from our school... Everyone warned me not to pass his house, but it was the quicker way home and God forbid I arrived home late. So I passed his house alone and there he was in the front window, jumping up and down, totally starkers... Ewww.

Have you?

yes, twice. First time was a neighbor who lived across the street. I was very young then and didn't know what to do and didn't tell anyone. The second time happened not too long ago. He was a passenger on the train and just before he got off at his stop, he actually took it out! ugh. Then me and my commuter friend just cracked jokes about it.

I was so groggy, I think I mixed up games...ok, try again sleepy head...

Would you file a police report for these incidents?