Cuz we're ignorant...
Why is 'aliengirl' ogling the legs of the noses?
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Cuz we're ignorant...
Why is 'aliengirl' ogling the legs of the noses?
Because somewhere out there an English Major is crying
Why do we call moving fast "hauling ***"?
Because it takes some effort to move our ***es.
What sound does a fish make?
Poop-poop...
Why is Darla (Finding Nemo) killing fish?
Hit Fish for the Sharks
Why do adults watch cartoons?
Because they don't mean any kidding.
Why do adults read stories for children?
Because they love the idea of reverting to children state
I was listening to "Cassandra " by Abba and this question popped up in my head...
Why nobody listened to poor prophetess?
Because then there wouldn't have been enough inspiration for an epic tale...
How would you respond if someone was ignoring you?
Boo!
Why on earth did that stupid chicken cross the road for anyway?
Because it was there
What sound does a opossum make?
They make ticklish sound
Stupid question from book again..
Why has Voldemort killed Lily?
because she wouldn't put out
why are there 5 miles to the nearest basketball court?
To test your basket ball skills.
Why do we have showers?
Because it rains
Why does lightning flash?
To warn you to block your ears the thunder is coming.
Why do humans need to know things?
To make up for only using 1/10th of their brain
Why are stop signs octagonal?
To keep up with our 8 eyes.
Why do we die?
There is some debate about that
What do we call ground beef "hamburger"?
A Gastric roll.
Why is the moon so far away?
So that the man on the moon can hide.
Why fish swim?
Because it's hard to walk in the current.
Why do we spend so much time on LitNet?
To find our family tree.
Why am I so silly.
:smilewinkgrin: At last you have discovered yourself.
Why is rush hour traffic so slow?
Cos people are afraid of MaloMyotismon blocking their way...
What caused the birth of flies in Mordor?
Mummy flies and Daddy flies.
Why are tomatoes blue?
Because you are color-blind
Why do you never see a humming bird walk?
It's hard to hum and walk at the same time
When a professional athlete is in a game, are they WORKing or PLAYing?
They are earning while enjoying.
Why do rockets fly upwards?
Cos Cassandra of Troy told them to...
Why was she born,anyway?
Well if you don't know about "the birds and the bees" don't expect me to enlighten you :rolleyes:
Why do people not fly?
Because their wings drop of at birth
What are 'the birds and the bees'?
They are the things with wings.
Why do clouds sometimes look like animals?
Because they are jealous of their cuteness...
Is midnight part of the previous or succeeding day?
The succeeding day....
Who am I?
You are you.
What is this?
What you see.
What am I doing?
Sitting at the computer.
Why is it raining?
It isn't. The angels are crying
Why do penguins only live in Antarctica?
They don't. They live where it's cold enough.
Why aren't there more colors than three?
There are, we just can't tell the difference...
Why can't dogs see rainbows?