PAM still hasnt figured out how to tell men from women
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PAM still hasnt figured out how to tell men from women
WAH!
I'm sorry, Asa! :bawling: I have gender-guessing difficulties.
The PAM is a man. Was that an insult? You have to guess . . . :p At least I'm sure of that one! :D
PAM is a POET(?)
The PAM is making a coat out of chicken feathers.
The PAM thinks highwater pants are the height of fashion. No, PAM, the hemline really is supposed to be down by your ankles...
haha reminds me of the joke: Maybe you should have a party so we can introduce your pants to your shoes. Cracks me up.
PAM makes all her own cloths out of yarn and twist ties.
PaPaYaM has black teeth.
PAM is from the greatest country in the world...wait, thats not a burn....hmmm
the PAM Smells like Beaver and lucky lager!!! :lol:
PAM fails tests he does wonderfully in because he forgets to write his name at the top of the paper
At night when she goes to bed, the PAM wears curlers in her nose hairs.
The PAM has eyebrows that extend to his shoulders.
The PAM wears orange lipstick, she thinks it compliments her eyes.
Come on! Im a man!Quote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
The PAM wears TOO MUCH lipstick. :lol:
PAM eats lipstick!
(I actually knew a girl in 8th grade who ate Bonnie Bell lipsmackers. Although the PAM is a GUY, perhaps he is related to that young lady! )
I am so sorry Asa! :blush: My mistake...Quote:
Originally Posted by Asa Adams
PAM uses lipstick as a weapon
The PAM likes to expound on the subject of lipstick!
PAM rips pages out of plays to use as tissues.
PAM hasn't washed his kilt in years.:(
PAM is not evil enough! Too nice for her own good..tsktsk :p
The PAM. Lei e moltissimo inteligente.
The PAM is never seen without their beer hat.
http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/Merch...1/b636full.jpg
the PAM is never seen without a beer bottle...Empty of course. Tssk tssk! :lol:
PAM uses beer bottles as musical instruments
The PAM wears beer bottles as jewelry (The one through her nose is particularly attractive!)
The PAM wears more jewelery then Mr. T.
The PAM only wears jewelry that she gets out of gumball machines.
Im actually embarrassed that this is true. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by dramasnot6
The PAM smells of Atlantic salmon...or crab.....or some other fish she catches. :lol:
The PAM has made the same mistake that he so loudly decried earlier in this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Asa Adams
The PAM is a gay fisherman (! lol !) who chases fish because their less work than ladies.
I would agree to this mistake, however, I did put an s in front of the He, because I had wondered about his sex originally. I was correct infact but spelt it incorrectly. It is too bad, however, because it will be portrayed as if I didnt...:lol: What does one do? :( :pQuote:
Originally Posted by BibliophileTRJ
The PAM forgets that Fishermen feed cities, and that decent ladies are hard to come by, though there are plenty of fish in the sea! :lol: Man Im lame....:bawling:
PAM is a hoser:p
Eugh. Replacing 'decent ladies' with fishes. Are they as responsive as womenQuote:
Originally Posted by Asa Adams
are?
Lame is an understatement.
the PAM (kexile) doesnt like to agree with women who are right, which basically means PAM is always disagreeable.
PAM mistakes being right for being loudest
The PAM has severe hearing problems so women have to shout around him. Not a very able boy are you? :-)
PAM is deluded
(only a little)
The PAM is not familiar with the phrase 'it takes one to know one'
The PAM needs a good spanking like any little boy. May I borrow that wooden spoon you have on your avatar?
In public the PAM wears a McDonalds Uniform to look cool.
(what about in private? Oh well...I'm lovin it. :-)
The PAM likes too look at behind whilst walking in the fashion indicated by the PAMs avatar.
(I forgot to be nasty in this thread.)
The PAM really sleeps in the kitchen. With the garbage can as her bedside pillow. :p
The PAM needs a bib to catch all the drool ... ;)