Another creative game

PAM was so sure she was bulletproof she challenged Superman to a game of Russian Roulette, alas, the bullet went inside her ear! and so she died.

It is very tragic: Bakiryu was teaching herself how to dance in her bedroom, and making up moves, when she simultaneously broke her back, neck, legs, and arms, and died almost instantly. But then she appeared in heaven, and rejoiced- she had been a boddisattva, and came from heaven on this, her last life, but did not expect to die so young. Still, the teachings she left eventually bring the world to peace and utopia, and humans live in peace for many millenia further.

now how can i kill nik... pen hates me for it, and nik just complimented ker. i commit suicide!

but alas, though bom i used to blow up myself fell out of my hand and rolled over to nik. *kaaa BOOM!*

Little did Shurtugal know, she had been possessed! The newspapers raved for weeks after, about a girl who had started drawing a S with a slashmark through it everywhere. She had carved it into desks at school, her loved Inheritance series, and it is rumored, though the remains were so charred it could not be verified, that she had even etched it into her skin. A note was sitting on her desk in her bedroom, "You must eliminate Nikolai, my AIT, else you shall no longer be able to train under me. Weaken the dragon and draw him out so that I may carve the heart form his body, gouge the eyes from his head, and remove the wings that it holds in such high regards. If you don't have the will to do it, then I shall make you do it." It was signed with the same symbol that the girl had been obsessing about, alas, no one knew what the symbol stood for, thus the village slept in peace for yet another night.

The Silent X badly wanted to show off his baseball skills to his friends here at LitNet. But he'd have to get famous in order for anyone here to see his skills (except for those who lived in his vicinity). So he sought fame and fortune hitting those baseballs. One day, he was practicing in the field, and a shadowy figure offered to toss him a ball. With bat in hand, Silent prepared for a homer. As the ball neared the plate, Silent swung for all he was worth, and hit the ball straight on with a mighty crack. Sadly, it was not a ball, but a gernade...

All LitNet read the news in the front page news and sadly mourned the loss of this fine contributor to our site... :bawling:

And to this day, no one found out the identity of that shadowy figure...

She did it her way

There was a funeral service today for one Kiz Paws, and I must tell you it was the strangest I ever attended. All of us LitNetters were there, of course. She lay in a white Cadillac, holding a sign that read: "Non, je ne regrette rien", French for "No, I regret nothing." Then the music started. I've never heard "My Way" played at a funeral before! For a long moment we all stared at the corpse, thinking this must be a sick joke and she would get up and laugh at us for thinking her deceased. But no, the funeral continued with a mime doing the service, and the next song was "Have a Nice Day." They buried her, Cadillac and all to the tune of Elvis Presley's "Jailhouse Rock

Pendragon broke the rules of the forum, by not telling how Kiz died, and the fabric of space time wavered, and snapped, and split him in two. The snap, or rip, or tear, or whatever it was in space time also transformed the world, and we think, the universe. All the colours are different, everyone is behaving different- everything waves around all the time. We're not sure at all what this new world is going to be like, the changes seemed to affect everything here...Thank you, Pen.

what nikolai thought weas the end of the world caused by a dragon( i will get you one day) it was really a large amount of heroin that caused a severe overdose, nikolai didn't have any idea who loaded the needle, hmm, i wonder?

After X returned to the lit-net all were overcome with joy, suddenly a fangirl flung herself upon him. Alas, she hugged him to tight and he chocked.

(*HIYA X!*)

Baikryu was reading, when the doorbell rang. She got off of her couch, extremely annoyed.
Reaching for the door, she opened it. To her suprise, there stood Barney, the purple dino.
Barney lunged foreward-cutting of Baikryu's head. . .Then he went outiside and BBQed her head.
Don't worry about the body. . . he flushed it down the potty.
:)

Bulletproof was stunned to learn that a melon doesn't work well as a bulletproof helmet...all of her theories turned out false when a stray bullet from a gang fight hit her. Someone fired up in the air, and it landed on her, killing her instantly. Her killer was never known.

Nik, who secretly dreamed of being a girl, woke up to find there were two of ah, them... That is there was the usual male Nik and a female Nik who bore a startling resemblance to a picture Nik had seen made by one Pendragon, the human half of the Dragon symbiont. As both proclaimed themselves to be the real Nik, The Dragon opened a dimensional portal to sweep out his hoard cave. The detritus fell on the arguing two Niks who were now fighting and pulling hair, and as a Dragon's cave has heavy stuff in it, both are believed destroyed, although the Dragon scratched a rune atop the pile and murmured something in the Dragon tongue. Perhaps a burial rite—or not. Dragons have been known to return people from the dead…

Pendragon, Literature Network Guru of the lighter side via the creative use of word and image, might have passed on today but was saved by another catharsis in extremis.

Quasimodo wanted to be poet so much he sold his soul to the devil, however upon reading his poetry was seized with anger and misspellings and his head exploded in a shower of brainy bits :)

Baki was messing around with national defense computer systems (as a virus) and the computer techs eventually figured out it was an intelligent virus with no corereal body. They began to wage war on her, basically shutting down the internet everywhere, and she fled from one system to another, until all that remains of her is a primitive worm virus in a basement computer, a 386, that has no connection to the outside world, or any resemblence of the old Bakiryu. Thus she died.