If I were a ______, what would you be?

a stick branching out

If I was sap, what would you be?

Maple syrup =)

If I were a dragon about to eat your best friend, what would you be?

A bigger dragon ready to fight you for my best friend...

If I were a sea sprite, what would you be?

dryad

If I were a sea monster, what would you be?

A photographer.

If I were a leaf, what would you be?

Up a tree.

If I were hidden in a sock on a seat on a bus in Stockholm, what would you be?

Commuting

If I were a hardwood floor, what would you be?

The dancer wearing you out. :p

If I were a pencil, what would you be?

Using the erasers

If I were a preying mantis, what would you be?

An Atypical mantis

If I were a cloud, what would you be?

Elevated

If I were a scoundrel, what would you be?

disappointed

If I were disappointed, what would you be?

recalcitrant

If I were recalcitrant, what would you be?

amused

If I were a muse, what would you be?

An accomplished poet

If I were novel, what would you be?

immersed

If I were a phantom, what would you be?

A Ghost-hunter

If I were an orrery, what would you be?

hopefully, admiring your precision

If I were tedious what would you be?

unengaged

If I were wrong, what would you be?

right

If I were a picture frame what would you be?

Illuminating

If I were a ceiling, what would you be?

a cliche

If I were a bear what would you be?

Weak-kneed

If I were a sleeping bag, what would you be?

cozy

If I were a leaf what would you be?

A hungry caterpillar

If I were a cucumber sandwich, what would you be?

Hunting for the replaced vowels

If I were a small mitten, what would you be?

A glass of iced tea

If I were a magic carpet, what would you be?

Jasmine!

If I were a boy, what would you be?

Mislead

If I were the Washington Monument, what would you be?

impressed

If I were perfervid, what would you be?

Correcting your spelling, with bated breath

If I were a typical cliche, what would you be?

oops, all better now
and I would still be just as typical

If I were a music store, what would you be?

Entering often

If I were a deck of cards, what would you be?

the Queen of Hearts

If I were the Queen what would you be?

At your service

If I were banal, what would you be?

ditto

If I were boring, what would you be?

Drilled

If I were pedantic, what would you be?

annoyed

If I were a snow flake, what would you be?

Verrry fearful of global warming

If I were a tear, what would you be?

mending

If I were fading, what would you be?