Somebody who peeps through port-holes
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Somebody who peeps through port-holes
mechanic
mechanic: a person knowing that man and machine is the marriage made in heaven
philosopher:
Somebody who can use long words, talk for hours, make little or no sense, be able to spell Aristotle and know what Kant is!
Trademark
Trademark: the mark of the braggart
Insomnia:
Proof that when you said "let's sleep on it", you were lying, over which you may well lose sleep.
Bilges
bilge: the part of you that knows you shouldn't have been a sailor
cantankerous:
A cheap form of armour to put on any vehicle with caterpillar tracks and a gun turret. See defence cuts.
Pulchritudinous
Pulchritudinous: You say this to your lover as a compliment after being discovered with another person
(by the way Daffyd I didn't know this before Thanks)
Chrysalis:
An apostate form of Worship, where the flower is a god, and the clergy are called petal.
Wolverine
Wolverine: a dish cooked to feel all stereotypically masculine. Basic ingredients: 90% adamantium steel and 10% extra hair all over the body
Carpe Diem:
Carpe Diem: Italian fish restaurant terminology - Catch of the Day
Misanthropy
Misanthropy: when you miss being an infant and are stuck growing up in the world
supernova:
A cheap British car dressed up to look like a cheap American car.
Wanton.
Wanton - lewd soup
helter skelter
Helter Skelter (1601-1633): German poet whose baroque epic, der Himmel ist rot, meine Füße sind juckende, had a profound influence on the work of both Ezra Pound and Rolf Harris.
Constitution:
Constitution: A document describing the rights for the wealthy and ammendments for the indigent. The most important ammendment is the second which can be used to circumvent all the rights of others. --- buzzword
Buzzword The language of bees
Natural
natural: that which is used as a debating tool to make logic seem superior to anything else in the world
carousal:
Carousal . When at Christmas time America is engulfed in seasonal songs.
Cryptic.
Cryptic: the dark elements of popular culture romanticized.
Abomination:
Abomination What some would consider a fair division of nucular powered missles...
Heaven:
HEAVEN, n. A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound your own.
Ambrose Bierce himself. --- hell
Hell - a remarkably accurate descripton of having to put up with other peoples' children in restaurants.
Wombat
An attractive middle aged woman who hasn't yet earned the title oldbat. ----- mature
mature: a rather farce consciousness mechanism used to separate sheep from heterodox thinkers - if you are mature know that you have integrated to the mainstream of the sheep whilst if you are not you are obviously just different.
orthodox:
A word meaning "normal", when it appears to others that your mode of dress and behaviour may well be entirely abnormal
Schooner
Schooner: a word that makes the trinity of water, ship and beer into its mix of fun facts of life - remembering to take water in the belly as there's already water all around!
vertebrae:
VERTABRAE, noun, one of the assets of mammals which makes them more or less content. Those poeple who refer to themselves as born again must prefex this term with "in" so as to be recognized. ---- compass
compass: a tool that attempts to play truth or dare with you by showing you multiple directions. It can manifest itself in many forms and its popular body is that of a rat telling you to get a "decent" job.
Iris:
Iris: one of four or five holes through which the stuff of the world comes in. The precise corporeal complement of the anus.
Picnic
Picnic ;
A moveable outdoor feast, often taken with protien supplements such as ants, midges, thripps and aphids, untill broken up by malevolent herds of cattle.
Rural
(I loved the post on Iris - great creativity!)
Rural: a time when men sat and talk to themselves at times - a mitosis for great neuroses.
Inventive:
Inventive Having a spark of genius that borders on insanity, and a mania for creativity that is eccentric at best and theatrical at worse
Job
Job : Biblical character upon whom was heaped innumerable and unceasing misfortunes about which he saw no reason to keep quiet. More recently his name has come to be used to denote the most common source of such misery.
Pasta
Pasta: Long Threads Of Comfort nutrition initiated at "Your Date Sucks" and "You'll Get Dumped Big Time." moments
alcoholic:
alcoholic: someone who every third time you see them is drinking lime and soda 'for no reason really - just felt like it'.
downtime
That time in between bouts of drunkennes when the average alcoholic drinks lime and soda, and consequently feels down.
Syphon
Syphon (didn't know this one originally either): a device that makes life entertaining as it is easy to move fluids but not exes or unwanted traits.
Zodiac Sign:
One of twelve pretty pictures that one twelfth of the world's gullible think is going to affect their life, or, in other words, half a billion people are going to have the same day.
Charlatanry
Charlatanry The ability to use words to twist reality, a common theme being spiritualists and herb peddlers
Ghost