If you were a...

World domination! *evil laugh*

If you were a spy, what would your spy suit be?

I'd be dressed as Paddington Bear, and lurk around train stations in a large overcoat. No one would spot me through my camouflage.

If you were a precious jewel, what kind would you be?

Would a pearl count? I would be a pearl.

If you were a robbers stolen goods, what would you be and from where would you have been stolen?

I'd be a hunny pot from Pooh Bear's house. :lol:

If you were a heffalump, what color and shape would you be?:D

I'd be a gelationous cube heffalump

If you were a pet rabbit, would you escape from your hutch, or wait for food to be given to you?

There's nothing wrong with being pampered.:D

If you were royalty, what would be your first royal decree?

:yawnb:"Hear ye! Hear ye!:yawnb:
The Right Honorable Sir Bienvenu now decrees that any and all arguing now shall stop. If there be disagreement within the kingdom, then it will be agreed that we will disagree. ALL when get their opportunity to make their opinion known without another telling them that they are wrong.:D

If you were a peasant in a kingdom where you were told what you were allowed to believe, what would you do?

Leave! :lol:

Unfortunately, that may not be a laughing matter for some . . . =/

If you were the frame to a beautiful painting, what kind of frame would you want to be?

Such that would not be too beautiful that would take away from the painting and not too plain that would distract from the painting...

If you were a LitNet forum, which category would you be in?

"Random," or "Miscellaneous" :lol: (And if there isn't one of those categories already, I'm sure we'd have to create one, so I could "fit into" it.)

If you were a pillow, what would you be like? How would you look and feel?

I would be made of flannel, in a tan color, somewhat firm, but slightly form-able.

If you were a tapestry hanging in a castle, what room would you be in...in honor of who...what picture would be woven into you...from where would the threads be from that was used to make this tapestry...and who was the person who wove you?

I would be a a tapestry in honor of my mother, and I'd hang around in the kitchen(my mom's dominion). I'd be made of green silk, gold wool and platinum. My maker would be God(the only thing consistent in this whole 'what if':lol:)




If you were an arthropod, what animal would you be?(For me a scorpion)

A grasshopper...(funny...you and I were both in the Phantom of the Opera {book, not play})

If you were a constellation, what would be your name, shape, and story?

I would be Achilles (represented by Sirius the dog star) and I think you all know MY story.(The Trojan War and the heel thing...yeah).


Same question.

I would be a very distant, small star, named . . . er . . . Bakarne (alone). My story would be that I was the star that went off to play by herself, with the little planets and moons over there, and is consequently too far away to see very well. But! If you are to catch a rare glimpse of her in the night sky, then you, too, must be a person alone; unique and not afraid to be by yourself. =)

If you were a planet, what would you be like? Where would you live? Who (if anything) would live on you?

I would be a large planet riddled with plates of steel and granite. There would only be inhabitants on the inside of the crust, under the stone and steel. Also it would be windy(not burrito night windy:lol:), dry, and warm both on the inside and out.



If you were an element, which would you be? (you can't be the element of surprise:lol:)

Aw, dang!

I would be . . . aluminum, because it is fun to say! (Al-you-mini-um!) And, because it's in lots of rocks, and I love rocks. =)

If you were a rock, what kind of rock would you be?

Sedimentary. I remember everything I come across and keep getting bigger.



If you were a genetic disorder, which would you be?

But, Kingoflombards, what about all the water and wind that erodes you away, hmm? That might prove problematic on the "getting bigger" part.

If I were a genetic disorder, I would be one that's easily fixed! Or, perhaps one that isn't so bad to live with; like you can see in low light better than most people.

If you were a medicine, what would you be?

Duct Tape. It solves headaches:lol:


If you were a tree, which tree would you be?

An oak, They're strong and help shade wildlife in their tall-ness.

If you were a furry, what kind would you be?

the kind of fuzzie wuzzie that people would like me to be to make them feel good in the way that only they know how

If you were dying, what would be your last words?

"Promise me one thing, anyone here, just one of you... Go to the library near my house... And burn it down..."

*****. Wrong button!


Same question.

Sorry, forgot the question. God i'm stupid *facepalm*

You could have had a V8! Second palm-to-face hit.

Yeah here is the question.




If you were dying, what would be your last words?

"Is this really all? I thought I'd go out in a bang."

If you were invisible, what is the first thing you would do?

:blush:...I don't know...:rolleyes:


If you were a little chipmunk with a little hole in the base of a little tree in a little grove near a little town, what would you decorate your home with...(i.e. matchbox for a bed...etc.)?

My spoils of war........:D



If you were a spoil of war, what would you be?

Well...if I were a spoil of war of a chipmunk...then I would be a jar of Nut Butter...Chipmunk War

If you were the chipmunk enemy, who would you be?

A shovel:D


If you were a gun(of war not water), what kind would you be?

What about rubber band guns??

Maybe I would be a shotgun from the Old West, with fancy carving and inlay on the handles. I'd probably belong to a Wells Fargo teamster, traveling at his side as he drove the stagecoach cross-country.

If you were a piece of paper, what would be on you? What color would you be?

Brown paper wrapping around a package...an address would be on me to a loved one that is away from home....away for work during the depression of the 1930s...

If you were that package, what would you contain?

If I were a depression era package being sent to a loved one who was maybe a CCC boy I would contain good socks, a jar of fruit, a jar of rabbit or chicken (depending on the season), and a new shirt made of my finest flour sacks. Oh, of course a long letter telling about everything and everyone nearby.

If you were a magician, what would your big trick be?

My Prestige would be taking a grungy tattered unpolished orphaned boy, and in a moment he would be transformed into a refined clean well-kept adopted young man.

If you were that boy, how would you feel?

Disoriented! :lol:

If you were a caveman, what would your favorite word to say be?

onomatopoeia

If you were a pizza girl being chased by three brothers, what would be the reason that they were chasing you?

I stole the complemntary gralic bread.

If you were an imaginary animal what would you be?

Pegasus- the flying horse.

If you were a T.V. show, which one would you be?

Heroes

If you were a friend, what would be your best attribute?