Originally Posted by
AuntShecky
Clue from previous clue: Father
Success, as is often said, has many fathers, but failure is an orphan. Not only that, some men can achieve greatness in one area of life while striking out miserably in another. For instance, in Samuel Butler’s The Way of All Flesh, Ernest Pontifex’s old man is a terrible parent, quick with the reprimands and glacially slow with the compliments--if indeed, he ever had a kind word for his son at all. But Butler’s example of the cold and emotionally distant father figure is common in modern literature.
Speaking of stereotypes, what’s with the gender bias in Rodgers and Hammerstein’s song that contains the line: “You can have fun with a son but you've got to be a father to a girl?” (Huh? Don't sons need “parenting” as well?) Not only that, we often hear how the giant of Baroque music fathered a total of 20 children yet still had time to compose, but nobody ever mentions the composure of J. S. Bach’s two successive wives whose composure gave him the freedom to dabble on the harpsichord. Not to mention keeping down the NOISE! Comedian Martin Mull nailed it when he said “Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.”
Another stock figure is the bumbling dad in American sitcoms. In a typical tv family consisting of a sarcastic mother, and one or more wise-cracking but insufferably cute children, Dad is odd man out. Although Robert Young was a fount of patriarchal wisdom in Father Knows Best, in most of the comedy series of the fifties and sixties(e.g. Make Room for Daddy, My Three Sons) Dad is either the butt of jokes or nearly irrelevant. Today, tv days are still fools, as is the preternaturally stupid dad in Family Guy and of course, Homer in the brilliant, long-running animated series, The Simpsons.
Not all real-life fathers are buffoons, of course. So to all of our nerve-rattled, beleaguered, dads out there, happy Father’s Day!
Now before we all get taken behind the woodshed for a good thrashin’, let’s go to the quiz:
So’s Yer Ol’ Man!
Our first question was sent in by DickZ
1. What famous 19th century British author was appalled to see his wild and free-spending father incarcerated in a debtor’s prison for four months? The author was only twelve years old at the time of his father’s arrest, so he hadn't yet officially been designated as an author. But even at that early age, he had some pretty great expectations along those lines.
This next one is from Virgil
2. Who is the American author commonly known as Papa and known for his masculine writing style?
3. Which Shakespearean character and father of three famously exclaimed: “How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is to have a thankless child!”
4. Which British author (1874-1936) wrote a series of mystery novels featuring Father Brown, a detective who was also a Catholic priest?
5. Based on the childhood memoir of Clarence Day, Jr., what was the long-running Broadway play and subsequent movie about a stubborn yet loving head of a family in New York of the 1880s?
6. He was completely bald, and his oval-shaped eyes often had a, um, “vacant” look, but he was a generous and loving gentleman. Which classic comic strip character became the guardian of Little Orphan Annie?
7. We know him as the creator of Alice and her adventures, but he also wrote a famous poem parody called “Father William.” Who was he?
8. The same two word phrase which drum instructors use to teach the 4-beat paradiddle appears as the name of a character in the famous Eudora Welty short story,“Why I Live at the P.O.” What is this term?
9. Name the bearded and scythe-carrying figure of folklore who is seen only once a year, on New Year’s Eve – and even then he’s gone by midnight.
10. It sounded like a baby’s first word for his father, but it was a literary and artistic movement founded in Zurich in 1916. A frequent crossword puzzle term, what were the repeated-syllables in the name for this anarchistic, deliberately chaotic forerunner of surrealism?
11. “Big Daddy” is a pivotal character in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, a steamy play dripping with raw emotion by which eminent 20th century American playwright?
12. In the original movie 1950 Spencer Tracy played the title character, a host who is constantly made to feel superfluous. After being charged with checking on the amount of the champagne for the guests, the bartender tells him, “Don't worry, Pal – you'll get yours!” Name this comedy classic, remade with Steve Martin in 1991.
13. And finally, what’s the affectionate nickname given to David Ortiz, the current designated hitter and occasional first baseman for the Boston Red Sox?
Answers
1. Charles Dickens
2. Ernest Hemingway
3. King Lear
4. G. K. Chesterton
5. Life With Father
6. Daddy Warbucks
7. Lewis Carroll
8. Papa Daddy
9. Father Time
10. Dada
11. Tennessee Williams
12. Father of the Bride
13. “Big Papi”
The clue for the next quiz topic can be found in the missing word:
An iconic song from Showboat! by Jerome Kern and Oscar Hammerstein is “Ol’ Man _____(What?)
Thank you DickZ and Virgil for supplying questions for this week’s quiz. If any members of the LitNet online community would like to contribute a question (and its accompanying answer) for the quiz containing any aspect of the topic hinted in the clue, please send it in a PM to me before 3 p.m., Tuesday, June 23.
Source (in addition to the usual suspects): Benét’s Reader’s Encyclopedia, Third Edition, published by Harper & Row.