Because thats the way some old bald guy said it had to be thousands of years ago.
Is there a way for me to ask a question here without actually asking a question?
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Because thats the way some old bald guy said it had to be thousands of years ago.
Is there a way for me to ask a question here without actually asking a question?
Yes, you can ask a rhetorical question.
What is the purpose of traffic lights?
To ensure there is always discrimination against the colourblind.
Why is there no spoon?
Because there are only forks and knives.
Why does the snow fall off the roof?
Because it would be a bit bloody silly if it fell up the roof.
Is sex an ebarrising subject?
Only when you're discussing it with your grandmother.
Why do clocks have hands and faces?
Because time itself runs, so they already had feet.
Why aren't there more three-legged stools?
Because the Peoples with Disabilities Act has not been recognized in the furniture industry.
What is the point of stairs?
So that I can be among stars
Why do all the people who live in A work in B, and the people who live in B do just the same jobs in A?
Because whoever designed the workplace needed to practice their alphabet
What is the point of the Great Wall of China?
To be so big it can be seen from space.
Why did the chicken cross the street? (wow, this is old)
Because it was conforming to societal expectations of it
Why do we have yearbooks?
Because daybooks would be too expensive to print.
Why do we have newspapers?
What else would the local butcher wrap his goods in?
Who will take over the world?
Who wants it? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/other/jpshakehead.gif
Why does sand always get in your swimsuit?
Because the molecular formula of sand is sticky.
Why can't smilies also be frownies?
because they are emoticons
Why is it "ballet dancing" ?
Becauses the original dancers were valets and wanted their dance to rhyme with them
Why is tea kept in tea bags?
Because the tea gods said so. (Hey, that's my Latin teacher's argument to everything that doesn't make sense.)
why is Latin a dead language when it's so cool??
It died with the Pope Violent Orange. Arma virumque cano, qui cono esse virum fatuissimum.
Why must cellphone company service representatives be so gosh-darn elusive?
Because . . . it's a conspiracy! How can someone be sexy with sand in their swimsuit at the seashore, searching for seashells? :lol:
What's the best number ever?
41, because it is the number of bandits it took to steal the great wall of China (40 thieves + Dick Cheney). It also thwarts Douglas Adams and is a delightful prime number to boot!
Why do some things taste purple? (congrats on 400, zanna!)
Woot, rakin' 'em in! :lol:
Because if they tasted black, we'd probably claim they were burnt.
What are you supposed to do with old calendars?
Clip out the pretty pictures and send them to John Hinckley!:p
Why must even the most beautiful songs be butchered by toddler phonetics?
Because then you have something to complain about. :) just kidding.
Who's John Hinckley?
Congrats, MissC, 800!
An orphan who decided he wanted a Foster home! (Jodie...? Ok, yeah, lame, but I actually wanted to answer...:sheepish:...) And thanks- totally wasn't paying attention when I actually hit....Doh!
Why can't the Coyote ever outsmart the Roadrunner?
Because that wouldn't be funny! (I do feel kinda bad for him, tho . . .)
Why do songs get stuck in your head?
Because the music man who lives up there got gum stuck on his records...
Why is blood red redder than blood?
Because the guy who named the colors was colorblind, or had very bad tone perception (it's pretty hard, tho).
What is jet, like in "jet black?"
The color you see after the aeroplane hits you...
Why is caffeine so bad for you??? Why??? WHY??????????? :D*Coffee?*:D
It's not super bad . . . but worse than veggies . . . just keep it in check and in perspective :)
Why can't I see faces in my mind's eye? I can't even see my parents, or bro! :eek:
Because silly!!! You can only see eye's in your mind's eye! You have to use your mind's face!
Why are stupid videos so entertaining?
Because, secretly, we all have that disgusting/stupid sense of humor. And, besides, it's good to laugh. :lol:
Why is it so easy to say stupid stuff/ totally stick your foot in your mouth?
Because we don't tell anyone how easily the foot gets to the mouth, yet we tell everyone that dumb tongue-elbow bit....
Why is it so much fun to watch figure skaters fall on the ice?
Ditto the above thing, but with crashes, etc. Think demolition derbies. They are great. :)
Why is ice slippery?
Ice is slippery because it's made out of water and therefore has the texture of a fish....
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck, provided said creature could chuck wood?
Not very much if he chucks a sicky first(auzzie thing :p)
How do you cure the hiccups?
By ameliorating the status of a toad.
Is this a stupid question?
I can understand it,so yes :D
Why must a toothbrush have a handle?
Because otherwise there would be nothing for walruses and squirrels to brush their teeth with.
Now what do I ask?