Stan's Dasterdly Ship

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03-09-2006, 10:23 PM
rachel

thank you M'Lord but I am happy to be her servant.(motions for him and pyrate Stan to look at the inside of her long coat. she extracts freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and when the mutineer lasses are not looking she gives them each a hermetically sealed package to slip into their tunics.)
I ask for no special favours sir. And if lady Scher wants I be cookin everything as well. I am a very good cook.
all I ask is that I can be in the two of your company and while the night away under the stars playing fifty bone pick up.
so what do you say?
03-10-2006, 04:31 AM
Nightshade

Ill do potato duty I be liking that job :nod: now who is capatin please??
03-10-2006, 06:51 AM
RobinHood3000

Well, that's still a debatable point. Kinda pointless at the moment though, since we're waiting for arrivals for the wanton orgy.
03-10-2006, 09:44 AM
Scheherazade

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

~throws a potato at Geena Davis'--I mean, Scher's--head~

Very mature! Maybe you should actually go to daycare centre of the ship! :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobintheKid

They don't call me King of the Shapeshifters for nothin', wench.

~shifting into Fox McCloud, calls in the Great Fox for air support~

Give Stan his ship back, or watch it sink.

All this shapeshifting and all... Just decide which gaem we are playing please! I thought we were playing pirates... Or you want me to turn into a whale and send dinghy to the bottom of the sea? ;)

Actually, I might actually let Stan have his ship back and get my own ship with its own select crew... Let me think about it. :p
03-10-2006, 10:16 AM
Whifflingpin

"Actually, I might actually let Stan have his ship back and get my own ship with its own select crew... Let me think about it."

How about a castle?
03-10-2006, 10:21 AM
Scheherazade

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whifflingpin

How about a castle?

Made of sand? ;)

http://www.phys.psu.edu/~schiffer/Images/sandcastle.jpg
03-10-2006, 11:10 AM
Whifflingpin

That's not a castle - it's a dance of magic mushrooms

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03-10-2006, 11:29 AM
Stanislaw

garr, I be the cap'tn o the ship, and nows I jus' recalimed 'er...now, lets get the orgy under way, er I mean, lets sets sail!
03-10-2006, 11:50 AM
Scheherazade

Yes, Captain Stan! Now behind the door is one of your old friends... Can you reckocgise this sound?

'Tick-tock, tick-tock!'

:D

Whiffling> I think that is a castle I would settle for!
03-10-2006, 12:06 PM
Stanislaw

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scheherazade

Yes, Captain Stan! Now behind the door is one of your old friends... Can you reckocgise this sound?

'Tick-tock, tick-tock!'

:D

Whiffling> I think that is a castle I would settle for!

errr....look at the latitude I must be err...fetch me o canon!
03-10-2006, 01:33 PM
rachel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stanislaw

garr, I be the cap'tn o the ship, and nows I jus' recalimed 'er...now, lets get the orgy under way, er I mean, lets sets sail!

But my captain what er what exactly do you mean by an orgy :blush: I don't see how I will be of much help if I die of embarrasment.M'Lord are you okay with this orgy thing?Couldn't we just have a nice game of musical chairs and the last guy gets thrown overboard or something. sigh..everything seems so mixed up.
Night you and I will do the potatoes and tell each other stories that we remember from our childhood. And since I have never actually seen you other than your eyes I shall be so excited and kiss your dear face.
03-10-2006, 01:36 PM
Stanislaw

As it be it seems much o the crew don't be liken wanton orgy's so's we wont' be havin one terday...maybes when we gets back to dry land, at ther admiral benbows!
03-10-2006, 05:11 PM
RobinHood3000

Suppose so. In the meantime, perhaps we could do like Mr. Depp and Mr. Rush did in their lit'l movie and get us two ships, each with their own captain, and share the booty!

Then we can go to Admiral Benbow's and share the booty!
03-10-2006, 06:16 PM
papayahed

So which ship is gonna have the orgy?
03-10-2006, 06:49 PM
rachel

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Suppose so. In the meantime, perhaps we could do like Mr. Depp and Mr. Rush did in their lit'l movie and get us two ships, each with their own captain, and share the booty!

Then we can go to Admiral Benbow's and share the booty!

YOU SUPPOSE SO? are you wanting an orgy M'Lord? Have you been hanging around with Xamonas lately?
Please whatever we are doing, can we do it soon, this is rather muddled and I need to get away. The open sea, the fresh tangy salt air, the vomit bags. I can scarcely wait.
03-10-2006, 07:00 PM
RobinHood3000

Well, I don't, personally, but it seems to be the majority opinion...I suppose we'll have to find a movie theatre or something whilst the others are having their fun.

Personally, I say we set sail. Yea or nay?
03-10-2006, 11:11 PM
rachel

yes please, i have had enough of this rhetoric. And yes please can we please take in a movie and I will treat you to whatever you want to eat.you are so thoughtful.
03-11-2006, 01:46 AM
Virgil

You know I just discovered this thread. If the ship hasn't departed yet, I think I'll hop on board. I haven't read through the entire thread, but is this a pirate ship, cruise ship, or a cargo ship? There seems to be an albatross circling above. Is that a bad sign?
03-11-2006, 01:33 PM
rachel

yay Virgil is coming, yay. there is some sort of dastardly taking over of our captain's vessel by some girl mutineers, namely Miss Scher and Miss Papaya and we don't like it.gar but it be tiring and I just want to go and there be talk of orgies and I be horrified. Virg, bring Brandi and she can be our mascot.
Please captain Stan the brave and fearsome pyrate , can be just cast off and set sail anytime soon? please, oh please. I am tired of being forced to peel potatoes we aren't eating. :bawling:
03-11-2006, 02:00 PM
Jay

:bawling: There was a Muuutineee and I missed it! :bawling:
03-11-2006, 06:09 PM
Virgil

Quote:

Originally Posted by rachel

yay Virgil is coming, yay. there is some sort of dastardly taking over of our captain's vessel by some girl mutineers, namely Miss Scher and Miss Papaya and we don't like it.gar but it be tiring and I just want to go and there be talk of orgies and I be horrified. Virg, bring Brandi and she can be our mascot.
Please captain Stan the brave and fearsome pyrate , can be just cast off and set sail anytime soon? please, oh please. I am tired of being forced to peel potatoes we aren't eating. :bawling:

Sure Brandi can be our mascot. But before we cast off, let me quickly run to the drugstore for seasick pills. I'll be right back and I'll have Brandi on a leash. Keep peeling those potatoes, I'm getting hungry.
03-11-2006, 06:46 PM
Stanislaw

garr, raise the gang plank! cast off fore! cast off aft! helm, hard er port, some ones volunteer fer the crows nest? head due east lads, were headin fer the for o gibralter, theys won't know whats hit em!

Welcome oberd the finest pirate ship o these cursted waters: the dasterdly stan's, what be a task ter yer likin virgil?
03-11-2006, 07:24 PM
rachel

yah Virgil what be a task to your liking.? Methinks he is an expert on wines and cheese so perhaps he can keep us supplied with entertaining evenings with such fare. I'll be in a coma cause I don't drink normally. What ye be doing cap'n stan what ye be doin to entertain us eh?
03-11-2006, 08:31 PM
RobinHood3000

~shoots Virgil with a Scopolamine Arrow~

There--now you don't have to make the trip. I always keep seasick-pill-arrows on hand for these sorts of situations :D.
03-11-2006, 08:50 PM
Virgil

Thanks Robin. Now we got Brandi on board too. Sea sick arrow has taken affect. Time to cast off Captain. I'm not an expert on cheese, though. That was Unnamable.
03-11-2006, 11:18 PM
Stanislaw

garr! WEIGH ANCHORRRRRRR! :D
03-12-2006, 06:39 PM
Scheherazade

*realises that she has forgotten to tell Stan that she took their anchor as a memento.

http://talk.thewb.com/sns/images/smiles/icon_pirate.gif
03-12-2006, 06:48 PM
RobinHood3000

Hmm. Well, I suppose that simplifies things a bit.
03-12-2006, 08:24 PM
Virgil

Oh Captain, Captain. A bit of secret intelligence. Yonder lass, Scher, has started her own voyage with her own vessel, The Amazon Queen. Not only that she has stolen our anchor. Captain, what do we do?
03-12-2006, 10:59 PM
RobinHood3000

Plunder together and share the loot, I suppose.
03-12-2006, 11:18 PM
Virgil

Perhaps we can hijack their ship. But speed is of the essence. Where, oh where, is our Captain?
03-13-2006, 10:50 AM
papayahed

Quote:

Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Plunder together and share the loot, I suppose.

Good Luck with that!!! See what happens when you step foot on the Mighty Amazon Queen.
03-13-2006, 02:17 PM
Weeping Willow

Arrgg!! wat ar u seing!!! wanna a battle???
Draw your Sword!!!
http://www.invision.smileyville.net/s/fight (7).gif
03-13-2006, 02:44 PM
papayahed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weeping Willow

Arrgg!! wat ar u seing!!! wanna a battle???
Draw your Sword!!!
http://www.invision.smileyville.net/s/fight (7).gif

I don't need no stinkin' sword!!! Besides....I think I here the Amazon Queen calling, gotta go.....
03-13-2006, 04:48 PM
rachel

anybody knows our cap'n has stowed away another anchor down down in the storage room so hoist away ye strong lads and I brought a tiny heat seeking missile, never know when you will need one. Attached to it is chicken pox, (sorry but this is desperate times) and we only n eed to speed it on its way with the catapult over by the life boat and away it goes. And then the lasses will be scratchin and swearin and we will catch up to them and then THEY HAVE TO PEEL taters.
03-13-2006, 05:09 PM
Stanislaw

garr, so theys stole our own anchors did they! well, I thinks we should be stealin, says, theyre rutter! make haste navigator, on the tale o thet ships o thieves!
03-13-2006, 05:12 PM
Weeping Willow

Ai! Captian! we have en unfinished Bussnies with thos little thiftS!!1 garrr!!!!

full sale men!!! grab yer weapons!!!
03-13-2006, 05:14 PM
Stanislaw

powder to ther guns, but softly weeping, we nots be wantin to spoil er suprise, loads the grape an chain.

garr, we'll catchem o the middle er dinner!
03-13-2006, 05:15 PM
Stanislaw

Someson run up the mast, an hoist our colours!
03-13-2006, 05:21 PM
Weeping Willow

yar captain!! at once!!!!

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