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re: Lol! i had to smile at your kind reception of my PC poem precariously composed in anger on the tablet, because the PC itself took all the day updatingand I couldn't work on it.
Cute Haiku!
The sun is playing
hide and seek with the clouds
tired birds abound
"tired birds" lol !
Pepperoni Pizza
How happy is the dreamy pizza !
Are you concerned by how many toppings it has ?
Does it tear you apart to see a pizza so hysterical ?
Many pepperoni slices !
Bathing in double cheese and tomato sauce - enticing.
Cooked to order: SM MED LG FHE
One can also order pizza sticks.
Pizza sticks look like fingers.
Dip them in Ranch dressing, the pizza sticks too.
Now, unhealthy is just a thing.
Makes me wonder if pizza sticks are.
4/16/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
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For Father's Day (Dada)
Father, how make unpleasant be;
Thorns, your incisive thorns;
That account however is not
Sharp;
Neither does it.
Sad thing now thorns does is all thorns are;
The astute are dull by mute thorns just it? like happy;
Is are the sea sings;
The sea !s all.
4/18/2022
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Intriguing!
Jack and the chocolate cake
A Villanelle by Danik 2016
Jack couldn't stop thinking about the cake
It was just so soft and yummy
But he could never forget his mistake,
That morning, Jack devoured a cake so fake
He got himself a swollen tummy
Jack couldn't stop thinking about the cake
Later, Jack was spooked by a steak
He thought the situation had become rather crummy
But he could never forget his mistake
Jill said, the cake wasn't such a great fake
Said his mind had become too
Jack couldn't stop thinking about the cake
Jack decided to do something opaque
The cake was becoming too gummy
But he could never forget his mistake.
Jack nosedived like a bloody rake
His mind became dangerously funny
Jack couldn't stop thinking about the cake
But he could never forget his mistake.
(lol) Jack & Jill and the deep fake cake :)
A Man Who Liked Drink
There once was a man who liked drinking.
He said, "See the lovely blinking!"
It was rather glittery,
But made him quite jittery,
He couldn't say no to the sinking.
4/21/2022
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A Man Who Liked Telly
There once was a man who liked telly.
He said, "Look, it's the great Ernest Fanelli !"
To him it was quite new,
Though not totally untrue,
As he blended his bananas with vitelli.
4/22/2022
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tutu tacos too
tardigrades toddle, tantamount
to traipsing, tummy taking tinier
tardy tardigrade tutu tacos too
4/22/2022
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tailor STATELY
Lol! Trying to figure out a toddling tardigrade.
Late llamas leering superciliously
Laughing silently with curled lips
Leave lordly leeches speechlessly.
(lol) I have no idea if tardigrades even perambulate, let alone toddle or traipse. Found out that some are cannibalistic (tummy takers (sic)) though.
Love your tercet - and lawsy, lawsy, mas alliteration !!! ( https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/lawsy )
3-Cats - A Silly Tanka Poem 57577
I love my three cats
They're so soft and cuddly; not
Like a tardigrade
They love their catnaps until
I roll over in my bed
4/25/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
LoL!
Sun and rain
Seaside frame
Fluid mirror of time
A Seaside frame of mind... :)
Dog Track Rap
There once was a young lass who rapped.
She liked dogs which she handicapped.
It was rather much,
But not Pennsylvania Dutch,
She just couldn't allow them to be lapped.
4/25/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
One of my favorite poems by Emily Dickinson: I'm Nobody! Who are you? -
plunged through a plethora of google translations from one language to another (until it gagged) ending finally back in English:
Amazing boogba
I'm nobody! who are you
And you - nothing -?
Then we have a partner!
Don't tell me! They advertised - you know!
How dark - to be human!
How is the population - like a frog -
Tell them your name - June for the rest of your life -
Amazing boogba
4/29/2022
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor
Beautifully weird! https://poets.org/poem/im-nobody-who-are-you-260 (Maybe I prefer your so fitting version!)
lol - I was hoping for something weirder, but google wasn't cooperating... may continue to play with it going from romance languages to oriental languages to... who knows, maybe Klingon to Elvish (Quenya) and back :)
Since Emily's poems are so often titled by her first lines I thought it fitting for the new rendition to use the last line for the title.
Ta ! (short for tarradiddle),
tailor