Originally Posted by
Emil Miller
I have found that pubs, like anything else, are a matter of preference, so an individual view may be personally but not universally valid.
However, the following review seeems fairly typical for this particular pub:
This place is grim- in fact it's put me off ever going back to Balham. Me and my girlfriend went there one Saturday (afternoon I hasten to add) and without exception every patron of this establishment was stranded between middle age and senility, had at least six teeth missing, and was staring vacantly into space or talking with their friends whilst using as few consonants as possible. We had our share of baleful, yellow-eyed stares as we cautiously took our seats in the corner.
It was like a halfway house or day care centre without the carers.
To top it all, several of these delightful characters started swaying and singing and leaning against each other in the opposite corner.
It was like being on a pirate ship, no I mean a real pirate ship, not the Hollywood stereotype.
Don't go to the dark place.
Here's another about a different pub but equally off putting
Last time I was there (and actually yes, I hope it was the LAST time) it was full of pissy chavs with funny eyes, talking backwards and eyeing up the pool table as if they were about to stuff the balls into socks and start skulling people.
Like many "next to the railway" type pubs it's a dive. The owners know they're going to get a certain amount of custom just because of the convenience (it's right between Dorking Main and Dorking Deepdene stations) so why should they even bother.
Best avoided.
Whilst the descriptions are less than poetic, they are compellingly graphic.