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04-13-2009, 04:52 AM
a_little_wisp

Ah HAH. We've weeded out the woman imposter!! -

It's Kevinella. Nice job, Classic.
04-13-2009, 04:53 AM
kevinthediltz

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Originally Posted by a_little_wisp

Ah HAH. We've weeded out the woman imposter!! -

It's Kevinella. Nice job, Classic.

Damn you.....
04-13-2009, 04:55 AM
*Classic*Charm*

Yessss high fives! I mean...props? (I mean that awkward thing guys do with their hands)

??
04-13-2009, 05:16 AM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

Yeah, this constant need to eat, expel noxious gasses,...

Ah, but at least blokes do it honestly - my kids crack up with the finger-pull fart. Not like those sneaky girls who quietly let off a stinker then try to blame the dog!

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Originally Posted by a_little_wisp

I gotcha, Poetic, I gotcha. :cool: But you know, its the legs for me.

Yes indeed, a great pair of legs takes all sorts of beating. (Says he married to a dancer.... ;) )

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

Well I like a woman with a brain!! Am I right, men? Anyone?

**listens for the crickets**

*splutter*

A brain? God no! Those ones have their brain attached to their mouth and they talk! No, a lobotomy is an ideal trait in a woman.

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

Yessss high fives! I mean...props? (I mean that awkward thing guys do with their hands)

??

The high five slap is a tough one to learn.
04-13-2009, 05:36 AM
*Classic*Charm*

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

The high five slap is a tough one to learn.

No it's not! Look at each other's elbows and just give 'er. You'll never miss, guaranteed. Try it!
04-13-2009, 05:54 AM
Scheherazade

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Originally Posted by kevinthediltz

Yes. Ill take a brain over a body anyday.

As long as it is attached to a curvy female body?

;)

Even though it is "boys-only" thread here, could I address the girls in this thread please?

What are you doing?

I am a little embarrassed that some (will not name names but I am sure they know who they are) are claiming to be men and post in this thread pretending to be men! That is very disappointing.

Why, oh, why would anyone to pretend to be men? Want to be a man?

We have to give it to the guys that even if occassionally they post in the Coffee thread, none of them come in high heels and say things like "Why do my nails keek chipping? Should I have caramel or light blond highlights? Does my bum look big in this?"

I might even propose that those who have made that unfortunate choice get banned from the "girls-only" thread for a week or so!
04-13-2009, 06:04 AM
PoeticPassions

I hope I wasn't pretending to be a guy... I think it was obvious I was just a girl wanting to talk about guy things :D

guy talk is more fun than girl talk sometimes.
04-13-2009, 06:57 AM
Niamh

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Originally Posted by mono

Fight Song for the Men of LitNet
by mono

Kindly, gentlemen, of the LitNet, lend me your ears,
Even you, our Creator Admin, and hold up your beers,
For a time has come that we keep our thread alive,
And we, the men of LitNet, will surely survive!

Come Atheist, Virgil, JBI, Brian, and kilted alike,
And bazarov, and Silas, and Taliesen, we can do as we like,
And we can speak in masculine tones that we connive,
For we, the men of LitNet, shall certainly survive!

Come skib, Lokasenna, and crisaor we cannot forget,
And Comedian and Aimus, we can do like we shall never regret,
And librarius and NikolaiI, let us make this our testosterone hive,
Since we, the men of LitNet, can definitely survive!

In other places, we can speak of literature and poetry,
Or of religion, or quotations, and even philosophy;
Here we may collect and let our manlyhood drive,
Hence we, the men of LitNet, do indeed survive!

Let us roar, and boast, and brag of sounds from our orfices,
And fantasize of secretaries working in our offices,
Since our endowed competitiveness cannot let this thread dive,
Because we, the men of LitNet, are to survive!

We can argue and parade of our various sports,
And leave the women to volleyball and tennis courts,
Yet as the very best we can always strive,
But we, the men of LitNet, come here to survive!

So hold up your ales, your lagers, and I’ll have my porter,
Since among we men, we can have no hoarder;
Bless us with a “Cheers!” as we have brought this to life,
For we, the men of LitNet, will of course survive!

*shakes fist in the air, with a vegetarian hotdog in the other hand* :D

That is really cool Mono!!!!!:thumbs_up Found myself punching the air along with it and i'm not even a man! :lol:

Ok for all the "men" in this thread... you all asked for it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lUjhEHlh7s
04-13-2009, 08:01 AM
Chava

Quote:

Originally Posted by mono

Fight Song for the Men of LitNet
by mono

Kindly, gentlemen, of the LitNet, lend me your ears,
Even you, our Creator Admin, and hold up your beers,
For a time has come that we keep our thread alive,
And we, the men of LitNet, will surely survive!

Come Atheist, Virgil, JBI, Brian, and kilted alike,
And bazarov, and Silas, and Taliesen, we can do as we like,
And we can speak in masculine tones that we connive,
For we, the men of LitNet, shall certainly survive!

Come skib, Lokasenna, and crisaor we cannot forget,
And Comedian and Aimus, we can do like we shall never regret,
And librarius and NikolaiI, let us make this our testosterone hive,
Since we, the men of LitNet, can definitely survive!

In other places, we can speak of literature and poetry,
Or of religion, or quotations, and even philosophy;
Here we may collect and let our manlyhood drive,
Hence we, the men of LitNet, do indeed survive!

Let us roar, and boast, and brag of sounds from our orfices,
And fantasize of secretaries working in our offices,
Since our endowed competitiveness cannot let this thread dive,
Because we, the men of LitNet, are to survive!

We can argue and parade of our various sports,
And leave the women to volleyball and tennis courts,
Yet as the very best we can always strive,
But we, the men of LitNet, come here to survive!

So hold up your ales, your lagers, and I’ll have my porter,
Since among we men, we can have no hoarder;
Bless us with a “Cheers!” as we have brought this to life,
For we, the men of LitNet, will of course survive!

*shakes fist in the air, with a vegetarian hotdog in the other hand* :D

So... Does this come with a manly dance routine? Testosterone hive, indeed. :lol:
04-13-2009, 08:27 AM
Lokasenna

Mono, you are officially brilliant!
04-13-2009, 08:37 AM
Emil Miller

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Originally Posted by Scheherazade

We have to give it to the guys that even if occassionally they post in the Coffee thread, none of them come in high heels and say things like "Why do my nails keek chipping? Should I have caramel or light blond highlights? Does my bum look big in this?"

There might be a few who would.
04-13-2009, 08:50 AM
The Comedian

mono -- awesome poem, I plan to read it again the next time I have to hit the head.

To the rest of the men: I offer us to reflect on one of life's great pleasures. The pleasure of which I speak, of course, is drinking cold beer in the shower. Now, if you have not had the wherewithal to crack open a cold Budweiser (or brew of choice) before reaching for that bar of Ivory soap, then you are missing out.

In undergrad, drinking beer in the shower was so popular, that we had a miniature refrigerator well socked with the cheapest brew from the cheapest liquor store next to the toilet.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to shower up before I go to work.

Good Hunting!
04-13-2009, 10:00 AM
papayahed

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Originally Posted by The Comedian

To the rest of the men: I offer us to reflect on one of life's great pleasures. The pleasure of which I speak, of course, is drinking cold beer in the shower. Now, if you have not had the wherewithal to crack open a cold Budweiser (or brew of choice) before reaching for that bar of Ivory soap, then you are missing out.

In undergrad, drinking beer in the shower was so popular, that we had a miniature refrigerator well socked with the cheapest brew from the cheapest liquor store next to the toilet.

Really?:lol:
04-13-2009, 11:16 AM
Whifflingpin

"In undergrad, drinking beer in the shower was so popular, that we had a miniature refrigerator well socked with the cheapest brew from the cheapest liquor store next to the toilet. "

"Really?"

I expect they poured it straight in, just to cut out the middle man.
04-13-2009, 12:12 PM
BienvenuJDC

I'm missing out...

Quote:

Originally Posted by mono

Fight Song for the Men of LitNet
by mono

Kindly, gentlemen, of the LitNet, lend me your ears,
Even you, our Creator Admin, and hold up your beers,
For a time has come that we keep our thread alive,
And we, the men of LitNet, will surely survive!

......

So hold up your ales, your lagers, and I’ll have my porter,
Since among we men, we can have no hoarder;
Bless us with a “Cheers!” as we have brought this to life,
For we, the men of LitNet, will of course survive!

*shakes fist in the air, with a vegetarian hotdog in the other hand* :D

This ought to be published...

What thread am I missing out on here?

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