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Literature Network Forums mourns the loss of one of its most beloved members. Papayahed who has been a member of the Forum since February 2004 was run over by a yellow Volkswagen on her way to work this morning. The driver of the car, who has been a close friend of Papayahed, confessed that he ran her over in a fit of jealousy: 'We were really close and having a good time but then that... that dreadful Troll appeared out of nowhere... and then... all I heard was "I have to take the Troll to the park... I am meeting the Troll for dinner..." She didn't have any time for me anymore... It was like the Troll had become the centre of her life... And I don't know what came over me...'

The Troll was not available to comment; one source revealed that he had already left the town at the time of Papayahed's death.

Papayahed will be missed dearly by all her friends and family.

The Literature Network regrets to inform you of the untimely and unfortunate death of one of its beloved moderators and members, Scheherazade.
Her family and close friends remember her as an outgoing, enthusiastic, and intelligent woman, very devoted to literature. During one of her many parties, consisting of several friends and family members visiting, Scheherazade (or 'Scher') tip-toed to a nearby comfortable chair, and began reading her copy of Rebecca by Daphne du Maurier - an act she proudly did, and everyone disregarded, understanding her passion for literature.
Due to such passion, however, and feeling so enthralled by the novel, she did not notice a small fire that broke from someone lighting a cigarette, and dropping the match; as everyone scurried out of their seats, many guests ended up spilling wine and alcohol drinks, thus spreading the fire. Eventually, the fire rampaged through every room, everyone evacuated the house (while neighbors called the fire department), but Scheherazade, so interested in Rebecca, did not notice the fire, and firefighters and paramedics could not save her in time.
Let us hold a silence in memory for Scheherazade.

It is our sad duty to inform you that Mono was accidentally shot being falsely accused of the murder of a girl. The girl had been strangled with a piece of lace and her parents were mad of grief so when her father saw mono's avatar, he thought him guilty of murder and shot him.
He will be missed.

Tailsin poor beloved crow member of the Network was discovered in the early hours dead in an oven. It is assumed that he retreated there thinking it was a celler to escape the tornado to the Land of Oz but unfortunatly the door closed and he became stuck
there when a freak hot spell resulted in roasting him alive.
he was not eaten insted he will be committed for burial at sunset.

'She did not listen to me... I told her she shouldn't have so many chocolate cakes, sweets and ice cream... I mean I know it was her birthday and all but... *sigh* She kept eating and eating and eating... like there was no tomorrow... Heh... There wasn't for her, I guess... But only because she had that much chocolate and sweets... The doctors said it was kind of a poisoning... *sighs* Yeah, and on her birthday as well... Well, some might say "what a way to go!" I am sure she is watching us from some cloud now... Her beloved smilies around her... Rubbing her sugar-full belly... Yeah... Will miss her though...*sigh*'

When she was looking for a place to be in, Scheherazade, for she was not where she would like to be, her attantion was cought by a screaming voice. She turned to see what was happening but was surprised to see everyone gazing at her with astonished fearful eyes. She felt her body got colder and colder. In fiew seconds, she saw a everything went in a light-gray colour. Then everything vanished. Misfortunate, she was mistakenly shot by a policeman who was running after a suspect. Life is made of mistakes and some are paid by the blood of some loved ones. May her soul rest in peace.

Adilyoussef was assasinated yesterday in his sleep by his united siblings who became tierd of his unending wisdom and dictatorship.

Such is the rewards of genius
:D;)

Accused of killing about 1.000.000 peole of loughter, Night was found guilty of the crime and executed last week. Her smilies are under arrest now and will be transfer to an underground prison forever.

It is with regret that I inform the members of Lit Network that Adilyoussef has recently passed away. The circumstances surrounding the event are unusual because Adilyoussef lived in "a dream dreamt through me by the minds of others". Apparently, not one of us thought of food, and poor Adilyoussef died of starvation.

I am personally filled with the shame of knowing that 'an apple a day' thought may have sustained our friend until someone might have thought to send a truckload of food.

Apparently, shortly after Adilyoussef's death, food thoughts have been sent, and are now accumulating at an astounding rate. The irony...

Oh, how true the words "fury doth most often turn upon the furious." And so it was with our departed friend, B-mental. The "Fingers of Fury" that he could summon so readily at length turned inward, and so, like the Phoenix, he perished in his own flames. We can only hope that, like the Phoenix, he will also be reborn from his own flames, purified, a new creature.http://www.websmileys.com/sm/dressed/bek009.gif

In today’s news a person allegedly dressed in armor and riding a horse has apparently drowned in the river. An eye witness said he thought perhaps the armored rider was attempting to assist a woman who was dressed in a long flowing gown apparently calling for help. Another witness stated the woman was swept up into the fiend’s arms as he galloped through the park. Yet another witness reported seeing the woman beating the ‘knight’ about the head and shoulders whilst crying for help.

From what we've learned the horse was so excited it reared and raced off, ran the length of the park, took off through the streets downtown until it came to a sudden halt at the edge of the river bank thus spilling forth it's passengers. Both landed in the river but only one survived. Several people watched as she rose from the water then swam to safety. She was immediately taken to the hospital to be disinfected; however the armored person has not been found at this time. Oh, wait a moment - an update. They've indeed found the man and he was indeed dressed in armor! I've just been told it was due to the great weight of his armor that he was not able to swim to safety.

What he was doing and why we will never know though the lady he had abducted claims he was trying to save her. From what though she didn't know for all she was doing was trying to find her car after the opera let out. Her husband had lingered behind with some friends and she had been calling him to hurry up as she couldn’t remember where she’d parked. She did say despite his Quixote behavior the man in armor looked for all the world like a knight in shining armor, however when he sunk in the dark waters and his arm rose above the waves and grasped the sword he had worn at his side she assumed he was crazy and swam the harder to escape him.

(Edit - Alas, we hardly knew thee Pendragon & sadly I'm not quite sure if you're male or female though I guess the former?)

The reports of the last month of a spiderman look alike roming (spelling) Ohio have come to an abrubt end with the death of this arochnophile super person -- Everyday hero??
Anyway the Masked spder was discovered to have killed himself by misjudging a leep he took between buildings in his efforst to save some lives --unfortunattly or prahps irobnically while he did save many people on this occasion the "danger" he stumble upon was of the Hollywood variaty and so he died in vain
But he will be remebered for his dedication to human life and his motto
"with great power comes great responsibilty" which the world now inherits from him

Darlin we bid you farewell with great sadness but he will not trully be dead as he lives on in are hearts and minds ....and as a slight stain on the wall where he collided which is being declared a monument to his life.

( Darlin you are a he right?? and yes Pendragon is a he)

(edit: Bananas in Pajamas I was Wrong sorry Darlin :blush: I did think you were female at first then got confused somehow not the first time, eith though it was the other way round last time when I was confused about Baddad http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/1011.gif)

Oh, that's too cute! You remember I posted somewhere that Spidey's one of my all time favorite superheroes! Very nice!

And now someone must do the death of Nightshade in the most horrid form imaginable! :D

In the pre-dawn hours, a female body draped in a shimmering cloak of jet, discribed to this reporter as "If a piece of th' bleedin' night 'ad come alive!", was discovered in the Whitechapel area. She held clutched in one hand a plant, identified by Master Sleuth Sherlock Holmes as Atropa belladona, or Deadly Nightshade. Her face was fixed in a most frightening death grimace, but her eyes were shut as if she were sleeping peacefully. Holmes when questioned expressed his opinion that she was a victim of Jack the Ripper. When Inspector Lestrade of theYard pointed out that the young woman's thoat was unmarred, Holmes remained calm. "That," He replied loftily, "Is the courious incident! Come Watson, the game is afoot!" Watson whispered to me as he left, "Sometimes the man is impossible..."

Excerpt from the Times, London, October, 1888...

:lol:
jack the ripper....wait didnt he only attack prostitutes?
*raises eyebrows*
I am assuming no slur intended