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Originally Posted by Niamh

:lol: polite as always!:lol:

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Ahem, I am always polite:angel:

:lol: no angel

By Basil:

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Originally Posted by Basil

You know how when they show movies on television, they often dub less-offensive words over the really naughty words? They ought to have that technology installed on kids' cell phones, so when they try to talk dirty, it would automatically be converted to a more wholesome topic. But the kids would persist anyway and you'd have these great conversations.......

"Baby, you make me so HUNGRY!"
"Really?"
"God yes! You know, I'd really like to EAT PIE with you."
"Oh baby, I want to EAT PIE with you, too!"
"Have you ever EATEN PIE before?"
"No, but I want you to be the first guy I EAT PIE with."
"Maybe I could sneak out and we could EAT PIE tonight."
"Do you have any FRUIT TOPPING?"
"What?"
"FRUIT TOPPING. I won't EAT PIE with you unless you put on FRUIT TOPPING."
"Umm, I guess I could stop at the 7-11 on the way over."
"Actually, I just thought of something. We can't EAT PIE tonight."
"Why not?"
"It's not a good time for me. It's that time of the month."
"What do you mean?"
"Do I have to spell it out?" I'm on A DIET."
"Oh."

And then the girl would call her girl friend, and they would have a conversation in which they would speculate about the size of the guy's FORK.

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Pamela Anderson... Celebrity status debatable

If only I didn't have to make house payments, or eat or buy toilet paper-I'd be fabulously rich.

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DEVO is a musical laxative for a constipated society.

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-Lily Adams quoting DEVO

I feel honored.

I love this one by Taliesin

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As an authentic Pope of the Erisian church, I have the right to talk and evangelize to everyone about my view on Eris.
Since it is my right, I shall quote newfound scripture and oldfound verse:

This topic was closed on the account of being too damn silly.
The previous sentence is to be considered a cabbage.
The previous sentence was actually written by a giant man-eating fish from Alpha-Centauri due to love of the art of nuclear fission.
Who is secretly a moderator of Literature Network whose name begins with S (nudge-nudge-wink-wink)
This sentence can be considered a Schrödingerian sentence: until you finished it, its' end didn't exist, but as it now does, it feels kinda lame that the end is such a letdown.

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Whoah, Taliesin's a Discordian?

The rival cult...:p I quite like OM, though. :lol: But I'm a Subgenii. Give me slack or KILL ME!



That was pretty funny. :lol:

Men are like pennies...virtually worthless but it's always good to keep four or five around.




My girlfriends love that one. For some reason, it never makes the guys laugh...

My life is too short for heartless melodies.

Be satisfied, but never complacent with the person you are.

People don't want to really be happy. They just want to feel alive.

And this is from my friend,"I like music you can live too."

Here are my quotes

No pain No Gain

No wait No gain....

"How you see the movie depends on how much you pay for a seat in the theater."

Here's one that's a little risque (depending on the way you understand it) :p

"If you allow your problems to pile up on top of one another... they will multiply."

Darn, I'm back to my old naughty self again... :lol:
...But it does make sense, doesn't it? ;)

90% of all statistics can be made to say anything, 50% of the time - Dori (Somewhere in Religious Texts)

"The only way to overcome temptation is surrendering to it" (aprox.) by Wilde
"Arise, awake or... forever be fallen from grace" by Milton