The Simpsons Quoting Thread

LOL! My brother informed me that from next week they'll replace the Simpsons with Futurama... Which is OK but not as great as the simpsons!!!!!!! I'm a bit sad, but at least Futurama is cool enough...I fear we might have another quoting thread if I get the right mood... :D

Hello? where's my post? i can't see it.. can you?

(no that's not homer, that's me!!!)

ah...i see it now *sigh of relief*

I know, that's been happening to me lately too.

I forgot to preface the first Burns quote with the fact that he's talking to a vending machine. :D I'm going add that now, for the benefit of anyone who hasn't read it yet.

Ooh ooh: When Homer tries to jump off of a building. "The End" plays on the soundtrack, Homer starts singing along. He gets to the roof and gets in a line of people next to a sign that says, "JUMPERS." When he gets to the front he begins reflecting on his life.

MAN: Less chat, more splat, pal.
*pushes Homer off building*

OK I dont remember this well but today I saw the episode when Bart goes to the rock concert of Spiral Trap (or Tap?) and there's an interview to band that goes like....

Guy of the radio station: So, I'll say a word that has been following you during all your career: Failure. So how does it feel to be here tonight?
Band: Oh well... it's thanks to the fall of the Berlin wall, we have a lot of fans in the squalid part of the Iron Curtain...we have lots of fans in Bulgary and...how's the other -ary?
Other guy of the band: Hungary
Band: yeah, Hungary. I don't know anyone who gained more than us from the fall of the wall
Other guy of the band: Well, maybe the people living there...
Band: Oh, I had never thought about it.

(ouch it was much funnier and probably longer...)

Then Otto goes and lives with the Simpsons and plays Bart's guitar
Homer: Bart, why arent you palying yor guitar anymore
Bart: Honestly dad, it was too hard and I gave up
Homer: Oh this is a great day: you understood by yourself that if something is too hard, then it's not worth doing it! [bit I dont'remember] Now let's go and watch TV
Bart: what's on?
Homer: It doesn't matter *huge smile and satisfied voice*

ROFLMAO :lol: My case in point, Koa. Homer is the perfect representation of the average American.
Okay, no more America bashing for me today. :rolleyes: I think after a certain point they can probably fine me.

I forgot a 'pearl' from that same episode:

Otto goes and takes the test for the driving licence...As you know, Patty and Selma work at the office there...
Patty: Hi I'm Patty, you'll do your exam with me... With the red pen I'll mark the mistakes, with the green one I'll mark the correct answers...
Otto: Ok but first tell me, have you always been a woman??? I mean, you were male before, right? You can tell me, I'm open-minded....
Patty: I guess I won't need this *drops green pen*
:D:D:D

ROFLMAO :lol: yet again.

For some reason this has been stuck in my head for the past day and a half:

APU: Please do not offer my god a peanut.

*tries to re-post after the first post has been swallowed somewhere*

The episode when Flanders lends the Simpsons his house at the seaside, which is literally covered in messages on those yellow sticky papers...

on a box to make icecubes:
FILL ME
Marge: oh don't tell me Ned...and with what? *lifts paper* WITH WATER

on a pig to keep money in:
DON'T STEAL FROM ME
Bart:...Nice try Tod! :D

Well my mum is like that. She ws leaving messages even before, but me an my brother once told her about this episode, maybe even showed her, and now there's an invasion of messages...This morning there were 4 or 5 in the kitchen, one in the bathroom and, as we found out in a second moment, one in the fridge saying 'the peaches are in this box' :D A Flanders-mum :D :banana:

HHAHAHA! :D Poor Koa. I'd always be telling her how many trees she was killing.

I forgot about that episode. That's also the one where Lisa meets new friends and Bart gets them to sign her yearbook, because no one did at her school. He shows her when they're in the car on the way back...

MILHOUSE: *pleased with himself* Huh huh I signed it too.
*points to a small corner of the page: "See you in the car. Luv Milhouse."*

:D My friend and I each put that somewhere in each other's yearbooks every year of high school.

Oh another from that one: Homer buys a bunch of weird things to take the attention off of him ordering illegal fireworks...

HOMER: Hi. Uhm... let me have some porno magazines ... a large box of condoms ... a couple of those panty shields (andsomeillegalfireworks) and one of those disposable enemas. Eh, make it two.
*later*
MARGE: Homer, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, but count me out!

[Homer finishes signing all of Bart's academic warnings. Lisa gets one for gym class.]
Homer: Well... that's all of 'em. How 'bout a present, boy?

Bart: well.. I could use a new pair of ice skates.

Homer: You got it.

Lisa: How come Bart gets a present and I'm getting chewed out?

Homer: Ah, the mysteries of life...

by the way, in the Spinal Tap episode... Otto sings this song in the school bus which goes "if I lived here tomorrow.. would you still remember me?"

and I heard that song in the movie Outside Providence
anyone know who sings that song??

"Freebird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd. (Actually, it's "If I leave here tomorrow" -- biggest make-out song of the 70's next to Stairway to Heaven :p)

"Free Bird"
O key dough key

Thanks a bunch.


[makes a wish with the monkey's paw]
Lisa: I wish for world peace.
Homer: Lisa, that was very selfish of you!!

I have always liked that one, when Apu comes to Homer's door, his hands raised and looking really angry and menaceful (having previously lost his job thanks to Homer) but then saying that it means that he is sorry. Then he and Homer make pilgrmage to some Quickie-Mart holy man who only answers three questions.
Homer: "Are you really the holy man" (or something like that)
Holy man: "Yes."
Homer: "Really?"
Holy man "Yes"
Homer: "Really??"
Holy man: "Yes"
Then Apu asks his question, but the holy-man won't answer. Apu turns to Homer with the same menaceful and angry look with hands raised.
Homer: "No need to be sorry. It is as much my fault as it is yours." and then Apu starts to throttle him



Also liked the monkey-hand part. :banana: