Because the long lengths of care were sold out and you're stuck with short bits of it.
Why does a school have teachers?
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Because the long lengths of care were sold out and you're stuck with short bits of it.
Why does a school have teachers?
Because that makes it harder to learn. :p
Why do we use idioms that nobody knows the long and complicated stories behind??? (like "cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey, and no, if you know where it came from that is not obscene at all :lol:, or "going to Abeline", or others that i can't think of right now because my brain is frozen?)
So that those old enough to know the meaning feel powerful :p
Why does ice melt?
So you can get more alcohol into your drink http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/nahrung/h035.gif
Why do animals have fleas?
Just in case a blood donor is needed, the fleas could be used to transport the blood.
Why does the sun go on shining?
Because it is an attention seeker
Why do we eat?
Because drinking all the time is unhealthy.
Why do clocks go "tick-tock"?
Because they can't go "arf-arf" and "meow, meow".
Why do people have skin?
Where else will hair grow out of, silly. ;)
Why do stomachs ache if you eat too much?
Hi Lainy. Hope you had a nice Christmas.
I would've wanted to answer that scientifically but this thread requires mental incapacity and silliness, so....the stomach aches because our mouth can't! How else are we supposed to eat more? :p
Yes, Uncle Virg, it was a fine day! I gained about 100 pounds. :sick: I almost swore never to eat again for the rest of my life. :p
Why do we have the alphabet? :p
So teachers have something to teach in kindergarten.
Why do snakes hiss?
Because the other "bets" need a head male :p
Why do cars need fuel?
woops sorry there Virgil.
Snakes hiss because they havent had their nap
Why do cars need fuel?
Why, do WE need them? :p
How can you travel by just reading?
By flapping our arms like wings.
How do ants sleep?