Okay, to begin with, s.t. has the hill.
Now, working forward through the unfolding grandeure of the fair exchange, it turns out that s.t. has been beating up the evil Morgoth, who towers with imposing height over my avatar's hero, Fingolfin. Freed of a long-endured up-hill battle, I am not held back by a girl that fluked in ridding me of an age old foe. I say to that girl, "You! Caddy! You hold this sword of mine, and stand guard at the bottom of...MY HILL!!!"
