Papaya's 'The Amazon Queen'

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

RPing for Dummies, Abridged:

RULD NUMBER ONE: unless it has been established beforehand that it is permitted, god-modding (or writing the outcome of your actions without giving your opponent fair opportunity to respond) is not allowed. FORBIDDEN, I tell you!!!

EXAMPLE 1: Taking Virgil's dog. I mean, you just up and TOOK her!! No fighting over her, no giving the dog a choice, just taking her.

EXAMPLE 2: Taking our anchor, then nullifying all of our efforts to reclaim/retcon it by writing ex post facto reversals.

RULE NUMBER TWO: Traditionally speaking, only one ex post facto reversal per action. For example, my writing that you took a styrofoam anchor instead of the real one was an ex post facto reversal (i.e., "retcon"). The second ex post facto reversal was your nullifying my post by saying that you took the real anchor and we still had the styrofoam one. RPers generally try to minimize retcons (usually doing them only for sake of either humor or continuing a preset storyline, only one of which is valid here), and to only do one at a time. Otherwise, things tend to degenerate into retcon battles with people nullifying each other's posts with gradually more and more absurd continuities.

More editions to come! ;)

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Wondering if I should go and complete my MA instead of learning all these? :p

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Originally Posted by Papaya

I must be a dummy, what is RPing?

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RPing=Role Playing :)

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

RPing for Dummies, Abridged:

RULD NUMBER ONE: unless it has been established beforehand that it is permitted, god-modding (or writing the outcome of your actions without giving your opponent fair opportunity to respond) is not allowed. FORBIDDEN, I tell you!!!

EXAMPLE 1: Taking Virgil's dog. I mean, you just up and TOOK her!! No fighting over her, no giving the dog a choice, just taking her.

EXAMPLE 2: Taking our anchor, then nullifying all of our efforts to reclaim/retcon it by writing ex post facto reversals.

RULE NUMBER TWO: Traditionally speaking, only one ex post facto reversal per action. For example, my writing that you took a styrofoam anchor instead of the real one was an ex post facto reversal (i.e., "retcon"). The second ex post facto reversal was your nullifying my post by saying that you took the real anchor and we still had the styrofoam one. RPers generally try to minimize retcons (usually doing them only for sake of either humor or continuing a preset storyline, only one of which is valid here), and to only do one at a time. Otherwise, things tend to degenerate into retcon battles with people nullifying each other's posts with gradually more and more absurd continuities.

More editions to come! ;)

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Will there be a quiz at the end? Do we get a certificate if we pass? By which institutions is it recognised if we do? Do we get a title after our names like RobinHood3000, RPE (Role Play Expert) or maybe later stages SRPE (Senior Role Play Expert)?

I might come back with more questions later on... Too tired right now to think properly.

SCP--Sherwood Certified Professional (assuming you pass ;)).

Later on I'm goin to be doin a little o MMORPG...wanna join me guild?

:D God Bless the Brothers Chaps.

Captain, while they be botherin' about all them rules, what say you and I sneak over to their ship again, steal the rest of their grog, and fix them some milquetoast for their ol' toothless mouths, they be seemin' a little weak on the fightin' and a little too concerned about fair play. These are pirate ships...or am I confusing the Dastardly with the Princess' Pleasure dinghy?

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Originally Posted by Riesa

Captain, while they be botherin' about all them rules, what say you and I sneak over to their ship again, steal the rest of their grog, and fix them some milquetoast for their ol' toothless mouths, they be seemin' a little weak on the fightin' and a little too concerned about fair play. These are pirate ships...or am I confusing the Dastardly with the Princess' Pleasure dinghy?

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:banana: :lol:


I think we need to vote Riesa Pirate of the week!!! :D

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Originally Posted by papayahed

:banana: :lol:


I think we need to vote Riesa Pirate of the week!!! :D

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*disguised as an amazon* I think we should make er cptain!...mutinee lass, we al likes yer leadership.




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally Posted by Stanislaw

*disguised as an amazon* I think we should make er cptain!...mutinee lass, we al likes yer leadership.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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You'll be walkin' the plank if you keep up with that talk!!!


Besides, your lipstick is smudged.

er, I be an amozon...just syin maybe our c'ptain be maybe tow rapped ups in red tape.

:lol: And I guess he's never heard of waxing that bearfur-coated stick he calls a leg,
And where on God's green earth did he find those shoes?!!! :lol: Let's get 'im!

err, I waxed me leg...that be...moss...ai moss! I spent some time in er prison. :D

Dammit, man, where be yer dignity???

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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000

Dammit, man, where be yer dignity???

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*aside in hushed voice* shh, i be undercover, I be tricken them to mutinee o their cpt'n! :D



...actually ye be right, wher be my dignity! Garr, *sheds disguise*...

HiJaCkEd

harharharhar, this be o the HiJaCkEd ship o the crew er the dasterdly Stan's, an fer the record...we be takin ar dog back. :D :D :D

er okay, out er the new pirate code addition o no god modin, I be UnHiJaCkInG this er ship, and cuttin loose the string thing...we stills get to keep SWRB though, he be a loyal member o mine crew.
:D

Why can't we all just get along? Can't we combine our powers and rule the seas???

Where does that leave me? Am I still being held captive? I'd like to do something about that bit but if I torture my brain coming up with a plan to break free and then find out it was for nothing... heads will be rolling! :p

I agree with papaya. How about if we befriend each other and rule the sea together?