It references the two parts of the "pair" of pants...
Why isn't a shirt referenced in the plural?
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It references the two parts of the "pair" of pants...
Why isn't a shirt referenced in the plural?
It might be as in "You get two pairs of shirts when you buy a new suit" :rofl:
Why do they offer "Two Pairs of Pants" with a new suit?
Just in case you grow more legs.
Is the moon the same colour in your town as it is in mine?
Depends on what planet you're on now doesn't it
Is there intelligent life here, much less on other planets?
Yes, I believe they're called Elephants... Or is it mice.
How do you know if you are a man or woman?
I check my....driver's license...
Why do babies cry?
To show the adults how it's done.
Why do adults cry?
Because they hurt sometimes too
Why are people mean to one another?
Because they are paid to be...
Why are people blind to the reality of life?
Not blind, just apathetic
Why do cats caterwaul at night?
Because they are afraid of the dark
Why is it dark at night?
The sun drowns itself in the ocean as it sets. Needs relighting every morning.
Why do people ask questions?
Because they are stupid...
Why is there only one moon?
because it hasn't broken into two
why do elevator doors take longer to open when you're leaving the office than when you arrive
Perspective
Why are crushes so enticing?
Crushes don't crush the heart like, say, relationships
Why does toast fall butter-side down?
To add to the flavour.
Why is it people cannot be completely happy?
Complete happiness is for those who are dead...
Is the title of the theme song to M*A*S*H accurate?
Depends on what you would consider accurate...
Are you a thinker?
I think
What is the name of the M*A*S*H theme song?
Mashed Potatoes
Why do people still get excited over re-runs?
Because they have bad memories.
Is your night as dark as ours?
No, I'm on Light Dark for my health
What's the number for 9-1-1?
000
What's time is it, when you need a new watch?
13 o'clock
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Just to mix things up a bit
Why was there a sequel to The Neverending Story?
Because no one can see its end.
Why do we carry umbrella?
So it won't rain (Murphy's Law....what ever can go wrong, will.....so if we leave it home, it will rain)
Why do we call pants a pair?
Just in case we forget we have two legs.
Why is the world round?
So that we can have a movie called, "Journey to the Center of the Earth"
Why did people think that it was flat?
They were deceived by all the bumps and hills and such that they thought some one was playing a trick on them.
Why do we have different times in different parts of the world?
Just to confuse us
Why can't my baby girl change her own diaper?
Because she's not tall enough.
Why can't we eat and drink at the same time?
You can't?
Why do "they" try too hard to make stars from untalented people?
To shove it in the faces of the people that are talented. (That could actually be true)
Why are people who are talented think they are?
Why is a question that indicates a reason, which is that all talented people tend to be snobs
Who told some of the singers today that they actually had talent?
Um er, Simon Cowel (Hope that the correct spelling of his name?)
Why are some people dumb?
dumb? isn't that the new short form of 'dumbbell'?
Why does people's noses run?
run??? Show me their legs.
Why do we go to sleep?
so that sandman doesnt go unemployed.
Why do we have to study?