The PAM has created an entire wardrobe out of old Milli Vanilli, Bon Jovi and Vanilla Ice CDs.
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The PAM has created an entire wardrobe out of old Milli Vanilli, Bon Jovi and Vanilla Ice CDs.
PAM finds chores more exciting than anything else
When the PAM was born, she imprinted on the doctor like a newly hatched duckling and followed him around everywhere. The doctor's wife was quite upset about it. ;)
The PAM messes up her dangling modifiers. Oh, snap! :p
I . . . don't know how to follow that . . . O_O
:lol: the PAM can say that sentance with a straight face! oh SNAP! :D
While laughing the PAM's false teeth fell off :p now everyone else is trying to keep a straight face :lol:
The PAM has no teeth and is jealous of mir's dentures. Smile! :D
The PAM has a pet potato named rufus.
The PAM routinely devours other peoples pet potatos (poor, poor Rufus!)
The PAM has a lazy avatar, who likes to lounge in bed all day...:p
Get that avy a cup of coffee already! ;)
You can't see it from the pic; but he's CHAINED to my bed!
The PAM has a funny accent just like my grandfather......also a Massachusettian....um....Massachusite....er....Mas sachusetter....?????
The PAM wears rubber suits
Only for pleasure, my dear.......
The PAM had a very large, very red, very round nose...... and plastic eyes (and NO ears, that I can see)
What are you, PAM, Mr. Potato-Head?
PAM has a raging case of potato envy.
Hi Robin! :D
PAM fuels that potato envy by glorifying potatos in the media
Ah, but the PAM conducts secret potato-cloning experiments in her basement, for she cannot attract any of the species naturally! O_o
:D Hi, Drama!
The PAM is afraid of Potatos.
The PAM has more eyes than a 6 month old potato.
The PAM smells like a 6 month old potato!
:D Hi pensy! I am really an introvert when it comes to spuds is all :pQuote:
Originally Posted by mir
The PAM lives off of 6 month old potatos!
The PAM thinks that 6 month old potatos are a delicacy.
PAM accosts strangers on the street to tell them potato facts:
:eek: :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by silly potato obsessed pam
The PAM bites her toenails
PAM, does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
Trivia bonus: You can win a 18 month old potato with lots of eyes if you can name the movie that line comes from....;)
PAM uses barbed wire as a hair accesory
When the PAM drinks her morning coffee, she strains it through her teeth to give them a nice brownish cast, which matches her eyes. ;)
The PAM uses lard on her hair for that "wet" look.
PAM is so incredibly jealous of my en vogue "wet" look. (Now if I could just get the all the dogs to quit chewing on my head...) ;)
PAM spends too much time on whats on her head..and it shows...try to have a conversation with PAM....
PAM has a collection of moldy lettuce leaves dating back to 1999. That is some old lettuce, PAM.
(btw, the movie quote I was referring to on the previous page's insult was from The Breakfast Club.)
PAM beleives that the best salad ever contains Mad Cow Disease! AND escargot!
PAM believes when cows get Mad Cow Disease, it means they are just having a grouchy day
The PAM tries to cheer up those Mad Cow Cows by performing showtunes on her xylephone.
PAM Smells like the dog in her avatar! :lol:
. . well, i can't insult the PAM about smelling like her avatar . . . :p
so instead, the PAM's uncovered socks act as a nerve gas! :goof:
The PAM picnics at the local garbage dump, she likes the atmosphere and view. (I hope I got that right, you didn't take the gender poll)
The PAM secretly likes kitty litter...
the PATPATPA ME (MIR) CANT TELL THAT IM A MAN!!!! AH!
PAM's a MAN? really? well, that's enough of an insult in itself.
(just kidding, men are great, really!, but Asa I thought you were a girl too)