If I were a ______, what would you be?

A fish cardigan.

If I were a policeman searching your house what are the chances you might kind of hide something?

I have nothing illegal to hide from the police in my house, so officer, come on in and take a look.

same Q

Of course not.

If you were a starving artist what budget food would you mostly eat? (i know same question)

pasta

sameQ (you obviously like this Q;)

Mac and cheese(but that was East Africa)-number one for lonely planet people i met in hostels, for what it's worth.

If I could get you something from the other side of the Atlantic what would that thing be?

In Paris some flimsy undergarments from Chantal Thomass, a croissant from Pâtisserie Boulangerie Blé Sucré. In London a tin of tea from Fortnum & Mason's and Lime Basil and Mandarin soap and candle from Jo Malone, that's for a start.:smile5:

If a were your favourite city, what would you be?

Georgetown (it's a city-technically)- I woud live in London if it were in the Caribbean-too cold for an island boy. I tried though, but sky is low there.

If I were a spiderweb what would you be?

the spider

if i were your worst experience, what would you be?

Looking on the brightside

If I were a spray of water, what would you be?

The girl spraying it on everyone. :D

If I were a missing idea, what would you be?

The one asking where you saw yourself the last time :p

If I were Jiminy Cricket, what would you be?

A shoulder.

If I were a dog house, you would be?

Snoopy shooting down the Red Baron

If I were Charlie Brown, who would you be?

Little Red-Haired Girl

If I were a blank sheet of paper, what would you be?

Crayons

If I were lonely, what would you be?