Carpet
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Carpet
Carpet Commonly a bed for the drunkard, a standing place for those deemed guilty of something (i.e.. call on the carpet), and the dog or other pet's bathroom. Also that that a woman always thinks needs changing and that a man always claims is just fine the way it is.
Backwoods
Backwoods - a town in the Hillbilly Mountain Range named after a feudin' family who won the land after Uncle Jessy Rightwoods beat his cousin Scotty Leftwoods at an arm wrestle. It was later lost in a bet over a game of drafts by Grandmammy Sissy Frontwoods, and thence reverted to Pappy Dougie Backwoods in her long and drawn out and virtually indecipherable will (something about moonshine still and a jug band, and few illegible bits, signed with an X)
Cottage Cheese
Cottage Cheese Essentially spoiled milk curd, which is as awful as it sounds but eaten in the thousands of gallons by folks who wish to loose weight, possibly by losing their lunch/dinner/snack
Public Speaking
Public Speaking:- Varies with the situation-
Strongest form of anesthesia, when the speaking entity is a chief guest at school function.
A sugar-coated world of make believe, when the speaking entity is a politician.
Outright ridiculous, when the speaking entity is Baba Ramdev.
Newspaper:-
Newspaper: a cheap printed tool of aristocrats which keeps the majority unknowing, thus keeping them in darkness.
Internet
Internet Contrary to popular opinion, the Internet is not just a place to see porn, it just makes it easier for all the sickos out there...
Pervert
Pervert
One whose low morals do not adhere to your own high standards
Crazy
Crazy
A state of mind that I have trouble comprehending, and since I am not crazy, the one in this state of mind must be...
Responsible
Responsible - What an adult likes to thinks he is, and what he thinks others should be.
Shaving
The habit of maintaining 4 day's stubble on a man's face.
relationship
relationship When two people find that their annoying habits do not get on each other's nerves
Loser
Someone who finds their partner's annoying habits so anoying that they get on their nerves.
Misanthrope
Misanthrope- Jack of Hearts' seventh grade teacher.
existentialism
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Existentialism - A confusing word that can lead to madness. Best avoided.
Pressure