Its primary aim is to fill your head with stuff you can't possibly put into practice in your future job. It serves to create the illusion that a human being can actually learn things (thought-provoking? :))
Why do people walk when they can run?
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Its primary aim is to fill your head with stuff you can't possibly put into practice in your future job. It serves to create the illusion that a human being can actually learn things (thought-provoking? :))
Why do people walk when they can run?
because running makes you sweat and no one wants to sweat
why do people walk when they can skip?
Because they're too busy talking on their cell phones to Hummer salesmen.
Why would someone in the suburbs of Kansas (flaaaaaaaaat) want to buy a Hummer for the "rough terrain" around here?
Fat squirrels? Sorry :X
Why doesn't Kevin Federline realize what an idiot he is?
His "bling bling" is too shiny. And besides, you're talking about a guy who married Britney Spears. Wasn't too bright in the first place.
Who is worse (more annoying)? "Fed-Ex" (Federline) or Michael Jackson?
Guess that pedophiles are undisputed winners of every contest of how bad a guy is, so MJ.
Why do taxi drivers drive as if they had a deathwish?
come on if you were a taxi driver wouldn't you have a deathwish. its the worst job in the world
why is the world round?
Because some guy centuries ago said so. Mankind in general would have disregarded him, hadn't he had a hella funny name (Galileu Galilei)
When did you last commit murder?
What! How did you know?!
...I mean... I-do-not-know-what-you-are-talking-about... heh heh heh....
:p
So, who did you murder? (Or have a strong feeling of wanting to?)
Who hasn't screwed me over?
Is this meant to be a humorous thread?
Depends. How do you define humor?
humor, isn't that the special side of the brain that enables men and women to get along?
Why do people put sea shells on their ears to listen to the ocean???
they want to protect their ear from direct contact to sea water.
why do socks stink?
Don't you start stinking when your in a scary dark place all day.
why do you have hair on your toes?
So people will think your a hobbit
why do stars shine?