Would You??

You have some to share right now? :p


Would you attack a housebreaker, just on your own without help?

HA no. I'm small and weak. I could only hurt someone with my words, and I don't think robber would be too put off by that.

Would you be offended if someone called you weak?

Not entirely. It depends if it was aimed at my character or my physical abilities.

Would you get all your pubes waxed to impress someone you loved? (lmao)

mmm...can't tell ya...

would you join the Polar Bear club?

Yes, of course! No one quite likes the idea of getting their teeth flossed at the wrong time and place.

@Haunted: Yeah!

Would you read a book to impress someone?

I don't do anything to impress others.

Would you stay up all night for no reason?

I'm impressed! What do you say now?

Yes, why not! If there's no reason for the world to exist, anything goes.

Would you get into an argument with a philosopher?

I have before. I ended up completely left behind every single time.

Would you stop philosophizing if I put on my frustrated whiney voice?

This is one of the things you learn from Socrates. Yep, I would. Instantly!

Would you keep whining even then?

No, I'd let my two year old take over, though...

If you had a two year old, would you get oddly excited every time you hear something about Thomas the tank engine?

Only once or twice, then I would feign excitement...

Would you help a friend if they started arguing with a stranger?

Without a doubt (but if they were in the wrong..or they started the fight..I would just try and break it up)..

Would you intervene if you saw someone being violent with their partner in public?

Not personally...but I would call the cops...(often times when you get in the middle, they BOTH will turn on you)

Would you turn on a stranger who attacked your significant other (attempting to protect your interests)?

Probably.


If an old friend called and said they were stopping by your house in a half hour would you have to do a mad dash and tidy up or is your home already tidy?

Of course (mostly because my wife would kill me otherwise)

Would you kill your spouse (roommate) if they didn't tidy up?