Can I charge across the moat, yell loudly and wave a longsword?
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Can I charge across the moat, yell loudly and wave a longsword?
Would you engage in any battles with your longsword?
Does it work as well as a katana?
Is it important that it works as well as a katana?
Why shouldn't it work as a Katana?
Are scissors another option?
What are you going to use the scissors for?
Why is it important that I tell you what the scissors are for?
Are you going to use them to cut your opponent?
Is my opponent similarly armed?
Isn't your opponent armed with a machete?
Are machetes allowed in this battle?
What kind of battle is it?
Don't you know that it is a battle to the last?
What are we battling for?