Pam

The PAM is is the company laughing hard so hard she cries when grace yells out the word booty.
..."BOOTY!"

The PAM is having fun with pirate terms...:snicker:

Oh you know it. The Pam is a wompaflyer! Ha! (Whatever that is... *ponders*)

Laindessel named me awhile back... I'll see if I can find it for you soon...

The PAM is a very fun person who ought to stick around...: point:: point:

The PAM is fishing for complements in the insult thread.

The PAM has an irrational phobia of pine needles and turns purple whenever she sees them.

The PAM sometimes has this hairstyle where she looks electrified, all this she does just to look different :D

The Pam uses ornamental shrubberies to scare of potential visitors.

The PAM is one of Madhuri's scared stupid visitors.

The PAM devours platters of lutefisk at every opportunity. Generally speaking, if it is fish soaked in lye, the PAM is all over it. :sick:

The PAM wears a perfume modeled after stinky socks!

The PAM models stinky socks. :lol:

The PAM is the first one to buy 'Stinky Socks Smelling Good' perfume :p :D

The PAM uses 'Stinky Socks Smelling Good' perfume as a breath freshener. Ew...


Tic-Tac?:p

The PAM is a tic-tac abuser! Late at night, she douses herself with Eau de Sockystink, then sits in a corner and finishes five boxes of mints . . . cut down, PAM, break the habit! :p

The PAM has a uni-brow...

PAM's unibrow merges with PAM's moustache.

PAM's moustache is attached to PAM's unibrow by PAM's sideburns
PAM must have dropped archery and catch his villains via facial hair :p

The PAM braids the hair on her arms into multiple pigtails and ties them all off with whatever color ribbon matches her outfit. It is...a look.

The PAM is jealous of Robinhood and dramasnot's fashion trend, and is secretly trying to grow facial hair JUST LIKE RH's...

PAM is slipping anti-hair growth pills in kathy's food to prevent her from picking up the trend.

The PAM wears a monkey cap in the night and jumps on her bed just like a monkey. :p

The PAM superglues doughnuts to her ears, considering the look better than any she could achieve with earrings. Plus, when hungry, there is a snack always within reach.

The PAM took my doughnut shaped earrings (they look tempting), and when she took a bite, her front teeth were broken. Poor PAM :p :D Say cheese :D

The PAM eats nothing buy cheese and has even taken to wearing a cheese hat.

The PAM smells like blue cheese. Watch out for Madhuri!!

The PAM eats nothing but Gorgonzola!

ick. :lol:

the PAM adds hair and fingernail clippings to the family dinner of Meatloaf.

Ew!

HAIR?
:lol:

The PAM can't cook anything but macaroni and cheese.

Who the heck is the PAM???

Even after 413 posts, the PAM still hasn't figured out that "PAM" = Person/Poster Above Me.

The PAM wears socks made of human hair.

The PAM has been snooping around in my sock drawer.

The PAM ........uh........the PAM eats his toenails!

(so I'm new at this!)

The PAM is so (admittedly) new at this that she does not yet realize that she's supposed to MAKE SOMETHING UP rather than just TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT ME. ;)

The PAM doesn't realize that he is supposed to insult the PAM - not himself! :lol:

He? sorry if i confused gender . . .

The PAM is a real stickler for the "rules"......
(but got my gender correct)

The PAM makes daisy chains on the grassy hillside in the spring.

the PAM brushes their teeth with daisy chains. Very green...

As a child, the PAM used to eat yellow snow. Eeewwwww! :lol: