If you were a...

A computer chair...

If you were a book, which one would you be?

Bojumil Hrabal's : The village where time stops.


If you were a planet which one would you prefer to be?

Mary Mars thanks...:lol::lol:

If you were a pair of shoes, which famous writer would wear you?

DC Green

if you were a piece of paper who would write on you?

Probably a student in an introductory composition class.

If you were an emoticon, what would you be?

The dancing banana. Love to dance.

If you were a key on your computer keyboard, which key would you be?

ShIfT -- because it needs a mate to function.

If you were a snake, would you be a constrictor or a pit viper?

Hey if one is going to be a snake, may as well be poisonous... A pit viper.

If you were a helicopter, who would fly you?

Whoever had the keys!


If you were an allergy, which would you be?

A peanut.

If you were a movie - television station/chanel, what movie would you show?

I'd show Off the Map -- the best movie no one ever talks about.

If you were a page in your favorite book, would you be pristine or dog-eared and underlined?

Pristine and Underlined :P

If you were one of the characters of Odeysee...which one would you like to be?

I'd be Odysseus, tied to the mast, ears un-clogged with wax so that he can hear the deathly beautiful songs of the sirens.

If you were a disgusting bodily function, which would you be?

A burp probably... I am in bad habit of bringing unresolved issues up until they are truly settled in my mind.

If you were a bad joke, what would you be?

I'd be the one that everyone thinks is funny, but no one wants to use in polite company.

If you were a dollar amount, how much would you be?