because they aren't blue
should i have a bagel for breakfast or a muffin?
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because they aren't blue
should i have a bagel for breakfast or a muffin?
I think a bagel, because you can put cream cheese on it...yummy!
How does an I-Pod work??
magically (and you were right about the cream cheese part:yawnb: )
why do i have to go to work?
Because I have too....:)
Why does it have to snow in April???!!!???
global warming
why doesn't it ever snow here in California?
It doesn't want to. It snows because it can!http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ilies/Cold.gif
What's with all the Chuck Norris putdowns, considering he can probably kick our collective cans? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...es/Trashed.gif
Because a long time ago a dragon who was the name sake Californa fell in love with a princess named snow and after Californa tried very hard to get her to "kiss" him he finally took her dog hostage and after he gave it back she said she would only "kiss" him on very special occasions...
Why do I live in Minnesota?
sorry...took me too long with my story....
Because he can kick our collective cans, it is our way to show we are not afraid...
Why does it take so much practice to play an instrument??
because its to hard ( i like the story by the way:lol: )
why is it hard to play any instrument? except the triangle which i mastered when i was 4
It isn't. Not if you're Chuck Norris.
hehe, I could do this all day, but I'll stop here, otherwise I'd drive you people nuts :p
Because the instrument is like a wild animal: it must be tamed before it is of any use to us.
Why is the sky sometimes pink?
because the red mixed with the white
how could anyone get annoyed by Chuck Norris?
sorry i had to do it one more time:lol:
Annoyed, no. Severely injured, probably. Killed, most likely.
Why do english catholic prayers to this day still have the word 'thy'?
because on one bothered to revise them
why is this website so addictive?
I dunno, why don't you ask Chuck Norris? He's the founder, after all... *ducks roundhouse kick*
Why do I have a splitting headache? (And on the day of testing too...)
your splitting headache is do to the fact that you have testing today
whats the point of college?