So as to know who is the biggest stupid.
Why do we keep replying to these questions?
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So as to know who is the biggest stupid.
Why do we keep replying to these questions?
Global warming.
Why are our heads stuck on the top of our body?
Because walking on our heads would hurt.
Why are all girls crazy?
Becayse alot of them are teenagers
Why do we have to go to school in the morning?
because after the morning schools smell fishy
can octopus do the work of 8 people?
No...only two (two people have four appendages each....two times four = eight)
Why do frogs croak?
because they didn't get any singing lessons
How can I tell a pot and a kettle apart?
If you try and plug the pot into the wall socket it messes up.
How did the bowl become flat?
Bowling... duh!
Why is water wet?
Because land is dry...
Why does 1+1=2 ?
Because it cannot be 11.
Why do we have two ears but just one tongue?
Because ears are usually smaller...
Why do eyes come in different colours?
They don't. Infraction of light causes you to see them in a different spectrum
Why is the opposite of unique not ique?
Because then the opposite universe would be iverse and we would cease to exist.
Why do cows sometimes have spots?
It's their handicap in life, like spotting someone 20 pins in bowling.
Why do frogs jump?
They're scared of the ground...
Why don't humans hibernate?
Couch potatoes do.
Why are people so lazy?
Because lazing is so fun...
Why is the Earth round?
I rolled it around.
Why to basketballs bounce?
they don't, they dribble
Why does the sun shine, but the moon glows?
One's happy, the other's drunk.
How can you tell if a bearded man is blushing?
His beard might set on fire.
How do you know if smoke on the water is really a fire in disguise?
When you see flames on the oil slick
Why do some birds fly south for the winter and some don't?
The birds that fly south for the winter are chickens (aha! pun).
Why are individual pieces of corn called ears?
The better to hear you eating with, my dear.
Why is a pickled cucumber called a pickle and not, say, a pickled tomato?
Because they are green, man. Red pickles would be gross!
Why does dawn crack but night falls?
i don't know.
why do people flirt?
Because they can't lick their own elbow.
What hellish breed of cherries do they use to make cough syrup?
Castor beans flavored by cherries already rotting
Why does the earth circle the sun?
Because the earth thinks the sun is a hottie but is too nervous to say anything...
Where are the "ends of the earth?"
Where God put them.
Is America really a free country?
(It's a stupid question, lol...and the stupid answer would be yes!! hahaha)
Not really, but then, what country really is? What person is?
When is a metaphorical glass neither half-full nor half-empty?
When you drink the rest of the water or fill it up again...
What do you want to be when you grow up :D?
Taller ;)
Why does dessert come after dinner?
Only when the dessert isn't dinner! :frown2:
Why do polled herfords not vote in elections?
Because they dont like to...
Why do I look up when i try to figure out something???
Just in case the clouds work it out for you.
Are aliens real?
Yes...and they are a hot topic in the US that we are not allowed to talk about here
Why do people streak?
Just the bare facts, sir
Why do grasshoppers fiddle?
Because the cello is too big for them...
What can you do for ringing ears?