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Poltergeist - extraordinarily noisy ghost (see My Landlord - or rather, avoid him!)
Should you encounter one, you may wish to invest in a pair of Creative EP-630's as the only effective measure of blocking the noise out, and though you will also block out noise from all sources, I've found mp3's encoded with subtle background ambience of tweety birds and ocean waves fill the bill.
Anyway, ghosts - there are a many sorts of ghosts, both loud and quiet, but a good rule of thumb is that, like dogs, a barking one never bites - unless it's a rottwieller or similar.
This poltergeist sort of ghost is not to to be confused with any other sort of ghost which is why it has its own special classification - a quiet, shy retiring ghost is, alas, just a ghost - but in being 'just a ghost' they can also prove their own veracity: I am of course referring to the tale The Hiding Ghost of Hallows Manor in which old Lord Hallows on his deathbed made a solemn vow that upon his passing he would return from the grave and hide from everyone...
And believe it or not - to this day he hasn't been seen
Bump In The Night
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Bump In The Night: My dog, when I'm walking to the bathroom.
Boogeyman: A chronic nosepicker
Spirit
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Spirit Get up and go, commonly referred to as "spunk" here in the Southern US and "grit" in the American West, thus the recent movie remake "True Grit"
Fable
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Fable: A tale with a moral, told to children so that they may tell it to their children, but not usually acted upon.
Postmodern: Futuristic
Tupperware
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Tupperware (noun): that annoying top layer of clothes you have to stop during sex to remove. As his mouth seized mine again, my hands reached in frustration for his tupperware
valley
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valley The low point of life that lies between two highs
Flatline
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Flatline: What happens the more things change.
Exsanguinate: To anger a normally easygoing person
Fireplace
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Fireplace
Brick or stone container where the fires of love seem to burn brighter, and is lit even though your furnace gives off more heat
Dread To presuppose that the worst in life will certainly happen, even through it probably will not
frigid
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Frigid (n.) - The shortened term for the computer chip in most modern refrigerators that does what it wants: the Fridge Id.
Scoop.
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Scoop To be the first reporter to write about a recent scandal that is at best a rumor and at worse sheer libel
Illegal
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Illegal: Fun for some
Reboot: To kick again
Immoral
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Immoral: writes in this game, it being the Devil's dictionary
Endurance
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Endurance The amount of time you sit in a Doctor's office, between the time of your appointment and the time you actually see the Doctor. This can stretch into hours...
Patience The ability to endure (see above) without cursing and stamping out or offering violence to the Doctor, the Nurses, and the entire office staff
Confinement
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Oh, so that's why they call you the patient.
Still Confinement.
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Still Confinement: Burial
Sorry, couldn't resist.
Encryption: Burial
Cinema
