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It was with great shock that Pen went to his keyboard to type some of his world famous prose. And I do mean shock. Each key he depressed emitted bolts of wayward electricity, but the cause was unknown. So bent on another beautiful poem was he that sadly the shock became too much and he slumped over his last work. RIP oh prolific poet :bawling: :bawling:
[I really HATE killing off Pen, you guys!!]
kIZ was eaten by her cat after she forgot to feed it. Bon Apetit mon petite chat!
Dateline: How the heck do I know?___________.
A wandering caravan was seen passing through this valley, onimously known as "The Valley of the Shadow of Death" last evening. A young woman, variously known as "Baki", "Ryu". "Yon Mindless Twit", was dancing along behind the rear wagon, doing Tai Chi movements with a sword. Some say the Shadow grew so dark that it was impossible to see for a time, and when it cleared, the girl was gone, her Tai Chi sword stuck into the back of the wagon. Mystery abounds... BREAKING NEWS: The Caravan itself is now reported missing, having never come out of the other end of the valley. Helicopter sweeps say no signs of wreckage anywhere, they are just gone...
why must i kill pen?!
forgive me i'll make this short. many years in the future, pen dies of old age.
Shurtugal was too busy trying not to kill pen: she fell into a well!
Sorry can't help myself...
Bah-bah, Bah-bah, Bah-bah, Bakiryu...
Well, she was madder than you ever knew...
Guess that's why those lizards chopped her up for stew...
Bah-bah, Bah-bah, Bah-bah, Bakiryu...
Pot's on, all lizards invited! Yeah, daddy!
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Pendragon (and possibly Bakiryu) died laughing at the silly lizard pic!
Bakiryu will die in a duel. She'll shoot in the air, and then get shot dead.
The PAM was practicing complex tai chi moves when all of a sudden, a crazy horse started bucking its way into the meadow where the tai chi class was peacefully taking place. PAM took a kick to the side of the head from a panicking horse, and fell to the ground. A single blood drop slowly dripped from the corner of his eye. It was such a sad sight indeed, poor PAM! :bawling: :bawling:
NEWSFLASH *theme music*
Announcer guy: Kiz Paws, a prominent member of a literature forum known as "LitNet", was found dead yesterday after allegedly trying to iceskate using banana peels. As to why Paws attempted such a foolhardy action, experts say that Paws was so upset over the loss of another LitNet member's death, NikolaiI, that Kiz Paws wasn't thinking clearly enough to notice that banana peels, not iceskates, were strapped on to his feet. And back to you Larry with more on the Paris Hilton story next.
Hallowed Hogwarts or Hog Warts
She thought she had a scholarship to hallowed Hogwarts,
And when the letter came Booky couldn’t hold back an excited sequel!
But how the threads of Fate mere mortals dreams do thwart,
And Booky ended up getting the raw end of a crooked deal.
The collage she was sent to was one for helping skin blemished swine,
She learned all about mudpacks and facials and even wigs—
You can paint it up and pamper it until it looks simply divine,
Yet in the end when all is said and done a pig is still a pig…
Booky began to fall quite ill from odors wafting from the wallow sty,
And the manners of the boars and sows at the tables were atrocious.
With every time she beheld another warty hog, she began to cry,
Until the pain that racked her body became unbearable and ferocious.
I heard the bells upon the towers ring in solemn voices yesterday:
And her coffin carried by eight massive pompadoured pigs they buried Booky today.
Pendragon
© 8/28/07
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pen spent all his time writing his silly works of art that he didn't notice that a giant pig rose abouve his head. KERSPALT! pen is dead.
Shurtugal was having her cup of coffee when a scientist who was experimenting with his new machine which shrinks objects decided to use her as the tool for his experiment. He shrunk her and she fell into her own cup of cofee and was drowned to death.
Divine was thinking hard about the statement: I exist therefore I am
When the brain exploded due to a high amount of traffic...:lol:
BlueSky was enjoying the picture: a blue sky in the background of a beautiful cat. Everything was tranquil, the cat seemed to be meditating, and BlueSky was very happy, until she realized the cat was some sort of super-sized alien cat, who proceeded to devour her...