So dogs, cats, and other hairy animals have a reason to exist
Why must we 'FALL' in love?
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So dogs, cats, and other hairy animals have a reason to exist
Why must we 'FALL' in love?
like newton said, its gravitation.
why did newton invent calculas?
To torment me
why is the grass always greener on the other side?
Yes, if Chuck Norris wants it so.
Why is everybody so down on Chuck, earth's mighty savior?
My friend says cause John Cena is better.
Why must Chuck Norris round house kick everyone?
That's his way of saying 'How do ye do?'. Needless to say, Chuck Norris is a true gentleman and never misses an oportunity to be polite.
How can the chicken be the closest thing we have to a dinossaur?
Because cooked it tastes good!
Why does chickens resemble dinosaurs?
Chuck Norris wills it so.
Why is kandaurov a fan of Chuck? ;)
Maybe because he is thee Chuck Norris!
Why is Chuck so popular?
Because he has threatened almost every human being to like him. Somehow, suggesting the prospect of getting a roundhouse kick in the head, torso and in each limb, all in one single blow, is effective enough.
Why did Chuck Norris decide that the british should drive on the left?
it's that left brain, right brain thingee everyone talks abt...
Why are there stop signs at corners?
So people wont crash into each other...
Why are there not stop signs in driveways?
There were, but the cars pass by them so fast that they were blown away.
Which is the way the cookie crumbles?
Into your mouth, if you are lucky:):):)
How can a plane fly?
by getting a running start and flapping it's wings
why are stop signs red?