The cleaners came a day before the opening. Sorry.
Why is the world round?
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The cleaners came a day before the opening. Sorry.
Why is the world round?
It has to do with the effects of circular reasoning...
Why is the galaxy a disc?
So we can play it on our playstation
Why do people eat?
Because if they didn't they wouldn't be fat and bulky!
What is a orison?
A lollypop.
What is a book?
Something people write to later adapt for TV
When did Uri Geller bend a spoon?
He didn't really bend the spoon...because the spoon didn't really exist in the first place...
Where's Waldo?
Chasing after 'Where's Wally'.
How did the printer make all of the words go in a straight line?
It was printing a disciplinary action memo.
Why do hyenas laugh?
Due to disciplinary action memos.
Why don't fish laugh?
Because the clown fish can't tell real jokes.
Why does the earth turn.
Because someone threw it and it didn't stop spinning.
Why is the earth flat?
Because, it forgot it's high heels at home.
What is global warming?
Someone left the heater on.
Why isn't this remote control working?
Because the invisible man is using it.
Why do dogs bark?
They ran out of things to say.
How did all the water get into this boat?
Someone pulled the plug.
How electricity made?
Magic.
How did the bug get onto the inside of the computer screen?
He was looking for the virus that he spread.
How does a car run?
One foot at a time...
Does a car have to walk before it runs?
It must crawl first!
why do penguins have wings?
Because they want to be Pilots...
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
It wasn't stealing, just borrowing. :lol:
What does this flashing red light mean?
I think it means go...
Is it true that we all have a twin somewhere around the world?
I keep mine in my pocket. :D
Why did the cookie crumble?
It was not cooked enough.
Why trees grow upwards?
So they can fall down.
Why do trees fall down?
Because they want to sleep.
Why do we need schools?
So fish have somewhere to live.
Why do horsies sleep standing up?
so they can still be horsing around while asleep
how many trees are there in a forest?
They don't always...Quote:
Originally Posted by Heathcliff
and....I can't see a forest for all these trees
What are you waiting for?
I'm waiting for Godot.
Why can't we sleep standing up?
You can't?
Why do kids fight sleep so much?
Because this exercise gives them a sound sleep.
Why do kids suck their thumb?
Because it tasts better than their big toe.
Why do people dance?
Because they have ants in their pants.
Why don't ants wear pants?
Because they have no sewing machines to make them.
Why is the internet so addicting?
I believe it drank a cup of coffee.
Why do we need a heart?
So that someone can break it and a better one can heal it.
Why doesn't a centipede wear shoes?
By the time the tie them all in the morning...it's time to go to bed again...
Why are we asking all of these questions?