Anyone for Coffee? (no boys allowed)

Im just saying love like, you dont want to be eating that junk plus walnuts!!
tut (sake head smilie)

ehe Im not going to edit but obviously I need to sleep if the Loves and the ducks and the chucks have begun to seep into the typing :rolleyes:

so I have this lovley body lotion (mango and papaya) and a dry patch of skin on the bottom of my elbow, thing is now when I stretch I smell my elbow and the next thing Iknow I am sniffing my elbow... I noticed this last night when I was tired, anyway that goyt me to thinking about Anne Fines' Bills new frock ( though I rembered it as billys new dress whatever) badically bill is tld if he can touch his tounge to his elbow he would turn from a boy to a girl and if a girl did it vice versa and me being the 8 year old I was discovered that actually yes you can lick your elbow and I was miffed that I didnt turn intoi a boy for a day I felt cheated.
But divergance apart please tell me Im not alone with the sniffing of body lotion?

I can't lick my elbow.

neither can I! :lol:

I don't think I can either. lick my elbow, I mean. Or lick my nose, for that matter.

But you are not alone, Night, sometimes I smell myself when I have wonderful lotion on. In fact, I love smells...

Speaking of smells, I think a bottle of milk and honey something-in-or-other (body wash/lotion) exploded somewhere in my room! I can't find the source anywhere, though. It's a lovely, warm, smell, but I'm just concerned. o_o

:lol: oh poor wisp... :lol:
@PP good to know Im not alone.

woops Wispy!

No to elbow licking, yes to the nose. Though I am really not sure whether I have to be glad with that :lol:

The smell of [click] milk and honey can go a long way ;) I hope it is still in the mug...

I dont think i'd like to be able to lick my nose....

I can't lick my nose, its more a case of being able to get my elbow to my face rather than tounge to my elbow.

I know, it is a questionable gift ;) I personally would like to be able to make a circle with my tongue, or to flip it upside down. I think those are much more interesting tricks :)

I knew a girl who could make a W with her tongue

:eek2: Is that really possible? Wow... I would not have thought that...

I would like to see a "splitted tongue" (literal, not figuratively) once - I think that would be interesting. Not sure why I want to meet someone who has it though, I mean - I have seen it on TV... I guess I am just fascinated by it :brickwall. I read somewhere online that there are actually people who achieve such a tongue by self modification (no surgery)! Not sure whether I have to respect that or just deem it as crazy. Probably both...

I can't lick my nose or my elbow (hilariously random topic haha), but I can smell myself. It doesn't even have to be lotion- every now and then I catch a whiff of my soap. And my hair always has a fragrance.

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Originally Posted by Niamh

I knew a girl who could make a W with her tongue

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That's freaky looking! It's a recessive genetic thing, but I have a friend who can do it.

OK the boys wittering on the subject of bras has annoyed me enough to go digging whihc wasnt that easy concidering the search engine requires 4 letters in a word, but I found them. This is what we thought way back when we were originally discussing bras.

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

The problem is the colour... I cant really tell .
But I have ISSUES that Im not going to bore people with other than to comment Im fairly sure that most bras are either designed by men with no common sense what so ever or people with breasts so small that they never realise that the main point of a bra is support not how aestheticly pleasing they are to the eye... Last year I was wondering around a bra shop and saw that some brightspark thought you could have H cup bra with tiny ribbon straps, now think about that logically for a minute, and I actually know a case of this happening with a brand new bra wit a girl in the larger sizes, that is NOT going to work either you end up with cuts on your shoulders from the straps.... or and this is what happened to the poor person ... you bend over the bra snaps and you end up with half your bra falling out in public.... mortification.

On other bra related matters.... apparantly underwire bras can badly damage breasts in early teens... apparntly you supposed to buy them flexi bras... or nonwired, which for some reason are almost impossible to buy nowadays in the really small sizes. :eek2:

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Originally Posted by Shalot

Oh, I have so many complaints about bras that I don't even know where to start.

In the first place, there's not much selection when you get on up there in size. The selections available may or may not be comfortable or they may not go with your clothes. Try finding a strapless in anything beyond a DD. Or a T back. Or a smooth cup for wearing under T-shirts. And why do they have those flimsy straps on bigger bras? They cause permanent grooves to form in the shoulders. And why are the padded straps so ugly? And you're pretty much stuck wearing underwire.

And what if you did want something in a color other than beige or black or white? Try finding a cute bra in a large size. If you find one, it's probably VERY expensive. And where do companies get off charging $60 for a bra that's going to fall apart anyway???

Did you know that the life span of a bra is supposed to be 3-6 months? (this was actually my job once upon a time). Why would you pay $60 bucks for something that's going to last 3 months? But the more bras you have the longer they last, especially if you don't wear the same one everyday. The sweat and body oils break a bra down (that's what they told me in bra training class :lol:). To make a bra last longer, you're supposed to either hand wash it or put it in the washing machine in a pillowcase or a lingerie bag. This keeps the bra from getting all twisted up in the spinner. It also protects the underwire. If you put your bra in the washing machine by itself you'll warp the underwire and it will dig into your skin and cut you.


And Sports Bras...try finding one that fits anyone who is not a member of the itty bitty t**** committee. Enell - $60. Recommended by Oprah. but you have to special order it and the sizes run weird. It works better than the other options out there, if you have the patience to wait for it. And you can't try it on before purchase... If you can't find a sports bra, you just gotta where two or three to go jogging in.

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Originally Posted by papayahed

I agree with Shal. I dispise underwires but the non-underwires just don't feel like they have as much support.

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Originally Posted by Nightshade

my point exactly!

Actually I have seen them but they dont work the bra just gives way under the wieght... the problem with them is t are just the same design bigger

Exactly exactly!

uh hvent had the problem then again they dont really make that many bras in sizes biigger than a DD or say the most an E , I once went to the specialist lingre shop we have in town and the people ther told me there was no such thing as a size bigger than a DD... eh what? But I have seen Fs with padded cups...why?



Well humm that might explain a lot... Ive never heard thaparicular phrase shal...:D

Hummm have you tried ...I think Doreen bras nonwired and plenty of support problem is you end up with permenant scars on your waist and hips f you wear them all the time. Mind you I havent been able to find that particular model as were of bra with the long waist for a couple of years...

You know what, obviously making bras is the way to make lots of money, never mind uni maybe I should start making nice bras in larger sizes for a living :D :p

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Originally Posted by papayahed

what really bugs me are the women that wear the bras that don't fit right, is there anything worse then the bra muffin top?? What's worse is when you happen to look down and realize YOU are sporting the bra muffin top.:blush:

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I reckon it hasnt really changed much but what do you think? In fact if anything the trying to get bras delimmea is getting worse. But its too early in the morning to rant.:p

I cannot believe what has happened to bras in the last couple of years. Why are they now being made so that they could stand up and walk away by themselves, and why are they so thick you add nine sizes. I am into dance and have to bind so that I don't look ridiculous because I am a fourty incher and quite wide. (I wish they were attached with velcro so I could take these babies off and put them up on the shelf once in a while.I am so weary of them)
So I look and look for one made normally, you know just out of cloth and they cost like a hundred dollars.
So, since I am really into sewing I am designing and making my own, just how I like them and I am going to make them minimizer, soft, pretty and not rubberized so you can pull children down a snowy hill in them when you don't want them anymore.
Oh for the days when I was so small and nothing that people used to say I should wear bandaids. What on earth happened, it must be those swine hormones. :(

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Originally Posted by Eugenie

(I wish they were attached with velcro so I could take these babies off and put them up on the shelf once in a while.I am so weary of them)

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Hehe :lol: Velcoro? No imagine when the velcoro starts to wera out oneday you'd bend over and they would just fall off. Cant count the number of times Ive wished that we were more like cats and they only appeared when you needed them for babies then dissapeared again.
The plus side is of course you always have a convient surface for balancing things, although plates of hot food or cups of tea is not a good idea, FYI :nod: :D :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Sapphire

:eek2: Is that really possible? Wow... I would not have thought that...

I would like to see a "splitted tongue" (literal, not figuratively) once - I think that would be interesting. Not sure why I want to meet someone who has it though, I mean - I have seen it on TV... I guess I am just fascinated by it :brickwall. I read somewhere online that there are actually people who achieve such a tongue by self modification (no surgery)! Not sure whether I have to respect that or just deem it as crazy. Probably both...

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Have you never seen the infamous "Lizard Man" http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y15...lizard_man.jpg
I remember seeing some show on him years ago. They interviewed his girlfriend at the time. She was a totally normal looking, pretty blonde girl. Can you imagine being intimate with someone like this? *shudders*

Alright, the purpple purse has been dissed! So I walk into class today and the lady that sits infront of me says "oh that's a purple purse" to which I replied "I know, it might be a little much but I love it!" and she said "It's purple" and there was a definite tone.

I

Defend your purple purse to the DEATH! Purple purse=awesome!
My purse is a zebra :D!

BRAS! I am a horseback rider, and while I am a little girl, I have bigger boobies. Sports bras offer me no support, and I`m not sure why- I`ve been fitted for one on a few different occasions, and I think it`s just the build of my ribcage and shoulders. So, I`ll be doing sitting trot or jumping, and my concentration is often broken by how badly my chest hurts from bouncing. I can`t afford to keep buying new bras every time I add five pounds to my frame or take it away (it all goes to or comes from the boobs). What`s a girl to do!

The only thing worse than bra muffin top is the boob hammock- HUGE brassieres with loose shoulder straps that don`t really... DO... anything.

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Originally Posted by papayahed

Alright, the purpple purse has been dissed! So I walk into class today and the lady that sits infront of me says "oh that's a purple purse" to which I replied "I know, it might be a little much but I love it!" and she said "It's purple" and there was a definite tone.

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She's just jealous she can't rock a purple purse like you can, Papaya! ;) I think you should post a pic of it so we can see!

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BRAS! I am a horseback rider, and while I am a little girl, I have bigger boobies. Sports bras offer me no support, and I`m not sure why- I`ve been fitted for one on a few different occasions, and I think it`s just the build of my ribcage and shoulders. So, I`ll be doing sitting trot or jumping, and my concentration is often broken by how badly my chest hurts from bouncing. I can`t afford to keep buying new bras every time I add five pounds to my frame or take it away (it all goes to or comes from the boobs). What`s a girl to do!

The only thing worse than bra muffin top is the boob hammock- HUGE brassieres with loose shoulder straps that don`t really... DO... anything.

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I have a bunch of friends with this problem, Becca. One of them used to ride in her regular bra with a heavy-duty sports bra over top. :sick: I feel bad for you, though I have no idea what it's like.

Good points Night! :)

Becca, I can sympathize, have you tried binding yourself like we do for dance when too big. Just fashion a straight bandeau with velcro(that word again) or hook and eye and it just sort of flattens. Or try a minimizer bra, that might help. there really is no solution.
My girlfriend had a breast reduction , she was huga mungo but she nearly died. I mean it. Something happened a reaction to some meds and she developed a horrendous burn all around the breasts. It was horrific. took about a month to come around and start healing Oh she loves it now, but it scared me right out of wanting the same.

so much ado over mammory glands. sigh......

I love purple purses, saw a sweet one in leather and one in I think raw silk. hubba hubba.
you go Papaya, be your own woman. or as some guys say it woe-mannnnnnnn. :)

ugh! How in this day and age can a man ever think it's ok to call a female coworker "baby"????:flare::flare:

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Originally Posted by papayahed

ugh! How in this day and age can a man ever think it's ok to call a female coworker "baby"????:flare::flare:

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Please tell me you gave him a good smack for that.

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Originally Posted by papayahed

ugh! How in this day and age can a man ever think it's ok to call a female coworker "baby"????:flare::flare:

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I'm not a feminist or anything but that general disrespect especially in the work place is uncalled for. Its just too familiar a term.

AGHHH god I'm so tired and spacy right now. Shame I don't like coffee...so instead I'm loading up on redbull and getting jittery

Next time that person says something like that, give him something back!

This was part of an email I recieved today and I thought it was pretty funny!

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?
That women are going the 'right' direction...?

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

Please tell me you gave him a good smack for that.

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Originally Posted by Niamh

Next time that person says something like that, give him something back!

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eh, I just told him he can't call me that.

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Originally Posted by papayahed

eh, I just told him he can't call me that.

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I figure this was the best thing for you to do papaya.

Cause any type of retort would probably give him more gratification; it would show that he has control over your emotions [in this case anger] and it would probably encourage him in future to try it again.

But being calm about it, and saying it plainly as you did, shows him 3 things:
1. that he can't speak to you like that
2. that he can't control your emotions [even though you might be cussin' blue in your mind - like I would be]
3. that if he is to ever try it again, that you will be mature and sensible enough to report him! - which he definitely would not want!

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Originally Posted by IJustMadeThatUp

This was part of an email I recieved today and I thought it was pretty funny!

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?
That women are going the 'right' direction...?

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:lol: cute :P

Because dear girl, they are watching those old black and whites where every woman was a'baby' sounds like a part time pedaphile to me, and they even like those John Wayne movies where the girl slaps the guy and then he, well over two hundred pounds , socks her in the jaw. so proper, right?

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Originally Posted by Eugenie

Because dear girl, they are watching those old black and whites where every woman was a'baby' sounds like a part time pedaphile to me, and they even like those John Wayne movies where the girl slaps the guy and then he, well over two hundred pounds , socks her in the jaw. so proper, right?

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Of course..this is what they are socialised into thinking is manly/macho behaviour.

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Originally Posted by papayahed

eh, I just told him he can't call me that.

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Respect - I would have gone into a fit and made a fool of myself. Or just ignored him for a week, with him not understanding why on earth I would do so. Wonderful how you kept calm and just told him you do not appreciate him calling you that way :) I know that is the mature thing to do, I just never keep my cool long enough to do it. :brickwall.

I have to say though: it is all in the way people say it. I can take a lot of crap (and talk crap back) from the people I work with or study with. I know people who I do not mind calling me honey and I know people whom I would scratch their eyes out if they would. I know that me being inconsistent about that does not really help guys (or girls for that manner) to know what they can and cannot say - but I just do not notice it from the people I accept while I hear alarm bells ringing when people use words like that in a demeaning manner.
I am not making much sense, am I?! :lol: :p I think I need coffee :)

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eh I noticed the guy at work called me chuck saterday ( and realised this was where I had picked up the habit) turned around with a Ta love and that stopped him in his tracks and made him realsie what he'd said. and he didnt say it again all day, mind I dont doubt it will happen aagain and I won't notice it,, after 3 years withj all the customers pet-ing and duck-ing and love-ing and chuck-ing me Ive more or less come to terms with teh fact I am just going to have to accept it and live with it. :rolleyes:

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eh I noticed the guy at work called me chuck saterday ( and realised this was where I had picked up the habit) turned around with a Ta love and that stopped him in his tracks and made him realsie what he'd said. and he didnt say it again all day, mind I dont doubt it will happen aagain and I won't notice it,, after 3 years withj all the customers pet-ing and duck-ing and love-ing and chuck-ing me Ive more or less come to terms with teh fact I am just going to have to accept it and live with it. :rolleyes:

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Is "chuck" a pet name, Nightie? I've never heard it before.

It is the same as chick, but non genedre specific, though Ive never heard a man call a man chuck, wait tell a lie... I hsould say I have never heard two adult hetrosexual men use the word to each other. But pretty much everyone else , yeah :nod:

yeah... you have been saing love duck and chuck a lot lately! I think Manchester is starting to seep into your veins!

yuppsie I told you Ive been here too long need to shift now.