Pam

I only bought the copies of PAM's nostrils because they were exceptionally large and hairy :p

PAM has a fetish for large, hairy nostrils. :D

PAM has a fetish for bright blue mascara!

How would the PAM know??

PAM is a sucker for e-bay stuff

hey ... how do I get me some of those nostril pix?

The PAM knows who the e-bay suckers are because she's the one selling useless junk to them.

The PAM knows this, but still buys them, because he hopes that someday, someday, they may turn out to actually work and he may have a REAL WORKING ASPARAGUS SHREDDER!!!

The PAM can't understand E-bay; and hence when she tried to sell an alarm clock, she sold her house, car and her life savings-for £3.50 inc postage & VAT.

The PAM was the one who convinced mir that's how ebay worked! Shame on PAM!

The pam once sold there grandmother on E-Bay!TUT-TUT

PAM bought my grandma and has enslaved her to bake her famous blueberry cake 24/7!

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Pam once tried to bake her grandmothers famos bluebery cake, the result is consederd the worst disaster of all time.

The PAM only knows how to boil eggs, and plans to launch a cookery book at international level...:D

PAM sometimes uses chicken eggs to play hop scotch!

The PAM shaved off her eyebrows and penciled in new ones using a pink crayon.

PAM is the one who convinced me to do it because she had never seen a pink eyebrowed person!

PAM has the word snot in name :P

PAM is too busy reading to notice here house being removed! :p

Pam once saw a spelling error in a supper market sign. It took 40 armed police officers, five army divisions and two weeks of negotiations to convince her that taking hostages is no way to react to bad spelling. Tut-Tut....

PAM was one of the hostages and would constantly be asking for food! PAM's gluttony cost me my demonstration :(

PAM shows her confusion in the Nietzsche thread. ;) Like me. :)

PAM once ate plastic fruit :p Hi Virgil :wave:

PAM puts socks on her hands and gloves on her feet and then wonders why she can't walk or pick things up. :p

Hey Drama! :D

PAM is consistently spaced out

PAM is in exile :p

Hi Mir! Sorry I'm taking a while with your novel! Just been busy around here lately, but i really love it and am making brief comments as I go along :)

PAM ate her dinner on her doggy's tray! :sick:

PAM then licked out the crumbs from the tray! :p

PAM is constantly forcing me to insult her! Bad girl, baaad PAM! :p

PAM is complaining about insulting others! :P

The PAM has a computer graphic-inspired username. Can hardly read it, PAM.

The PAM spends too much time snooping around and breaking into random computers at the Ferrari headquarters. :p

The PAM spends all her time looking for signature quotes on the internet and has no time to work! :goof: :p

PAM has made me frustrated at the corruption and stupidity of the world with her novel! :lol: I was much happier being ignorant PAM :p

. . .okay, i totally just shouted "I MADE SOMEONE FRUSTRATED AT THE CORRUPTION AND STUPIDITY IN THE WORLD!!!" in the middle of the Sophomore lounge. :lol:

i'm sorry PAM!! PAM is too nice to worry about such things. :) she makes the world a little less evil and stupid!

The PAM shouts so much that she has a croaking voice...:p

PAM has gotten her hair stuck in a pot of honey :p

. . . waaaaah!!!! :sick:

just realized that i completely mixed up the "compliment" and "insult" threads. Alas, old age, my memory is going . . . i am going to have to regress to fourteen years old. :p

PAM, allow me to make up for my lapse of before. You are a bug-eyed gree-toenailed tomatoe-eating scaryfaced walrus! :D

PAM thinks 14 years old is immature! *indignant* Just because I am an example of an imature 14 year old doesn't mean you should generalize PAM! :p

. . but i needed a double insult . . .

:D plus i'm only a year older and more immature than you, Drama, so i shouldn't be talking. :p

but before i duct-tape shut my mouth: the PAM has periodic childhood regressions in which she goes on a manhunt for her blankie! :goof:

The PAM is lost in thought, hardly strange, she always gets lost in unfamiliar territory! :rolleyes: