'cause 7-8-9! :lol:
what's a bannapple?
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'cause 7-8-9! :lol:
what's a bannapple?
A very confused lemon.
Why do stars shine?
because they rubbed on baby oil!
If oranges were blue would they be called blues?
No, they would be called Jane.
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
His grandfather.
Why is the sky blue?
Because it is Chuck Norris' favourite colour.
Why do caged birds sing?
Actually they are cursing those who caged them .....
Why do people eat rice?
You want they should eat cake? Seems to me da last dame dat came up wit dat idea lost her head! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/tiere/c090.gif
Why do mosquitoes exist”
If they don't know and generations of Mosquitoes are still trying to figure it out, how am I? They are quite good at spreading infectious diseases though....
Why do cats chase their tales?
because they love a good story.
Why is Chuck Norris' favorite color blue?
Because it reminds Chuck Norris of the colour of the universe. You know, the one he created.
If you had to choose an author (dead or alive) to keep you company in a desert island, which one would it certainly not be?
Edgar Allen Poe. I love the guy's work, don't get me wrong, but he seems too depressing to have a good conversation with. Not to mention he likes too hallucinate a little too much.
What's your all-time favorite commercial/ad?
Any ad that doesn't feature Chuck Norris.
Why does hair gel exist?
Hair gel exists exclusively to attract hornets and bees and swollen allergy noses.
Why must there be such a thing as ALLERGIES! :sick:
Because it gives people the sense that there is still something yet to be surpassed.
Can two rights make a wrong?