9871..no!!! Don't suck my brains out!! raaaaaaaaaa....
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9871..no!!! Don't suck my brains out!! raaaaaaaaaa....
9872 sloppy sucking plunger sounds and then *slurp....click, thump* uh oh dropped your brain craze sorry, let me just clean it up for a minute.
9873 great, now how are we going to cook it? The floor was so dirty from before...
9874 what about the 5 second rule...can't we just stuff it back in there...Its not like its gonna fit anyways.
9875 fine, *grumbles* we might have to drain it though before roasting it...
well, I was going to decorate it with hair, and then use olives as eyes, and make 9876 teeth out of peanuts. but we can roast it.
I like roasted peanuts too..hmm 9877 seasonings I could think of
9878 allergies to those seasonings...achoo!
9879 mi/h spit flying towards me..run!!
9880 (another number that B and Shalot would like, right?) Kiz is here!!! We could party like it's 2999!
9881 sneezes, if sneezing is as close to death as you can get, thats a lot of near death experiences.
I thought sleeping was as close to death as you can-- oh well, 9882 misheard folklore
9883 gnomes holding your nose shut is the second closest to death...apparently your heart skips and all your bodily functions cease while you sneeze.
9884 nice...now I could be reminded of cardiac arrest every time I sneeze!
9885 myocardial infarctions...lol