...two grown-up rubber ducks and a bottle of wine. ;)
The bathrobe swiftly...
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...two grown-up rubber ducks and a bottle of wine. ;)
The bathrobe swiftly...
moved and smothered those pesky invisible ninjas.
Bathrobe wearing usually entails...
...a shower, either in the recent past or near future.
Hygiene is the most important meal of the...
...garbage collector.
Ghosts and champions share one...
thing in common: they are usually dead! http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/scull.gif
Death is all that bad, really, you get used to drafty old houses...http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/ghost.gif
and no one paying any attention to you at all.
A person wearing a silk bathrobe instead of a fuzzy one is. . . .
...not an ecologist and might not be dry.
Pianos with three legs sound...
like somethng I wouldn't want to stand under.
If a train leaves New York at 10 am, then there must be....
. . . . nefarious forces at work, for who isn't aware of the fact that 10am is one of the eviler times known to NewYorkians?
If a tea and lemonade concoction is named after a human being, than surely . . . .
...it is almost cannabalism to order one, unless the person the drink is named after is the same sex as you and you are ordering the drink at a gay bar.
The novel doesn't write itself...
although I've read a few that if they had would have jumped off a bridge in shame! http://www.cosgan.de/images/more/bigs/g056.gif
They say that when the student is ready...
he or she will fall off the vine, sort of like a tomato.
I looked up at the top of the page and suddenly saw...
...page numbers, which told me I was reading the book upsidedown.
Once in a while, even the Sunday Comics...
are published on Thursdays.
Joe leapt to his feet with a shout and ...
...gingerly pulled the claw hammer from the seat of his pants.
An ice cube of plastic...
...ancestory originally started as a drop of hydrocarbons.
With more thrust than a jet engine,...
Zorro rammed his sword through the villainous bandito!
When watching Zorro, The Gay Blade, it is immpossible...
...not to be just a little frightened of George Harrison (hysterical movie!).
With a mighty crack of the whip...
I turned and screamed:
"Robin, what the heck are you doing with Zorro's whip!!??!!!"
As the whip coiled around his own feet, tripping him suddenly and then...
to make matters worse he landed on the point of his own epee!
“It is not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church door, but…
it is bigger than a Toyota Corolla.
Early to bed and early to rise makes....
...for a slow poster and a dead Mercutio.
"Ask for me in the morning, and you shall find me...
snoring like a buzzsaw.
If you ask for me in the afternoon, then....
...take a number; I'm busy.
Ask for me in the evening...:brow:...
and be prepared for an evening you won't soon forget! ;)
Plopping my tiara on top of my head, I turned and....
...opened the door to greet my visitor. ;)
Robin, with pink tulips and daisies in hand...
tripped and fell. But I was nice and didn't laugh (I even helped him up) because tulips and daisies are my favorite flowers. :nod:
Today it was sooooo hot that...
...Robin had to take his shirt off.
The blazing sun...
stood out against the smoggy sky like a drop of blood on the sidewalk.
The dame said she had a case for me. She looked like...
...like it might be a case of measles.
I eyed her speculatively, appreciating her...
raspy, smoker's voice as she explained her symptoms to me.
While never one to turn down a case or a dame. . . .
...I couldn't help but notice how, even after she extinguished her cigarette, smoke continued to flow from her nostrils.
I put on my trench coat and fedora, faced the camera, and...
had a pack of cigarettes tossed at my head. You can't never trust no dames! :D
It was a dark and stormy night, with the moon riding high up in the....
...in the vicinity of where the plumber's pants should have been.
The dame looked at cigarette pack where it had fallen to the floor, then at me. Then she said, "Well, aren't you going to be a ..."
gentleman, and pick up that cigarette pack I so rudely threw at you?
I turned to her so fast my fedora fell off my head. Taking her into my arms, I....
...sneezed. "You really should cut down," I said.
Taking a handkerchief to her face, I did my best...
...wipe the nicotine stains from her teeth.
She thought this was quite endearing and began to...
to try nibbling on my ear. I'd sooner had a rat bite, considering her breath smelled like a brush fire at a tobbaco farm.
Looking the dame straight in the peeps, I said in my sternest voice...
"try 'nicotine gum' to kick the habit, before you go off to dame heaven."
"Do you mean I should stop smoking?" she said, and then....
...I said, "No, I mean you should stop breathing on me. Then stop smoking, before you come back."
A tear fell from her eye as she...