becase shelves are rectangular
Why is the sky green?
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becase shelves are rectangular
Why is the sky green?
because blue went on holiday
why do we work?
so we can get paid.
why dogs don't sweat?
Because they don't work from 9 to 5.
Why is there money?
so we can buy stuff.
Why are dollars green?
Because all of the presidents had horrible allergies.
What's another word for supercalifragalisticexpiallidocious?
superexpiallidociouscalifragilistic
what would happen if shrimp had wings?
We will official have the chicken of the sea (tuna) and the pigeon of the sea (shrimp).
Sounds a little fishy if you ask me... *ducks rotten vegetables*
Why do people (like me) make bad puns?
so they can get a free vegie dinner ^^ *throws tomato*
why aren't there black dalmatians with white spots?
Looks too much like the bird poo on my car.
Why must birds give gifts of... poo whenever you finish cleaning your car!?Blargh...
When a bird poops on your car, don't take it personally (or as I like to say, don't take it personal). The only reason the bird pooped on your car is because he couldn't hold it and there were no people walking by.
Why people accidently omit words when they're typing?
they're typing too fast?
why do most asians love math?
because the subject is...how some avid computer geeks might term it...L33t?
Why do fries not like hamburgers?
cuz when the wee potatoes were in the ground, they were deathly afraid of being stomped on by the cows, who are the beasts that contribute (nobly) to the making of hamburger, and the fear lingered.
Why do umbrellas always have to blow themselves inside out just when you need them most?
Umbrellas are just naturally ill tempered and somewhat unreliable. Comes with having a handle in the center of your being. :p
Why is 6 afraid of 7?