Optimisticnad thought that Imam would get rid of Jinns, and he did, but was unable to get rid of the biggest Jinn, who remained and killed the Imam, and took my very own hill back from optimisticnad.
My Hill!
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Optimisticnad thought that Imam would get rid of Jinns, and he did, but was unable to get rid of the biggest Jinn, who remained and killed the Imam, and took my very own hill back from optimisticnad.
My Hill!
The Jinns are still working for me, and as a part of my plan, they have made Pensy too in a Jinn, and now all are on my side.
This hill is for me to rule. :banana:
Its MY HILL!!! :D
I've cleaned around the hill and now it is barren. No place for a Jinn to be.
My hill!
Madhuri dreamt that Jinns were working for her, as Jinns can't go to anyone other than the actual deserver of the hill, which is Pensive's. And Jinns can live in the sky, so kttd, it was no use cleaning over the hill. :D
So, hill remains to its actual owner!
My Hill!
:flare: :flare:
These Jinns are like cockroaches.
Poor pensive didn't see the huge swordfighting knight that landed on top of the hill after having been beamed down from the USS Medieval, a starship in orbit.
The knight proceeds to cut poor pensive into little pieces. Unfortunately for the knight, the blood makes the hill all slippery and he tumbles down the side, impaling himself on his own sword.
I happen to pass by, and now the hill is mine!
Until ktd222 passed by the hill, looking for water, and challenged aimus to a thumb war - and won.:D Paper: it will get you every time.
The hill is mine
the uss medieval, still in orbit, does not like it that their first knight was killed in battle, so they send down a detachement of peasants with cows. The cows are not ordinary cows, but cows that go boom. They are infected with the exploding cow virus, which is triggered when the farmers call out the cows.
The cows, now gathered on top of the hill around KTD222, who really likes the beasts, are suddenly called by the peasants. A huge explosion, followed by a massive smelly fireball incinerating the top of the hill, after the manure burned out, all that is left is a crater. No sign of ktd222. The peasants, having fulfilled their mission, are beamed back up, and the hill is free for the taking, by me.
My hill.
Aimus has the hill.
A conveniently visiting Asgard ship flies by and after the USS Medieval refused to leave the hill airspace when requested so, the supreme commander Thor blew them to tiny bits. I thank Thor, my long-time buddy, and ask him if he could beam a certain Aimus off MY hill and if there could be an accident when dematerializing him... like... let's say, a turkey sandwitch would do ;). After Aimus has beed sandwitch-ized, I have Thor beam me down to my hill.
I have the hill!
What the peasants didn't know was that ktd222 is made of liquid that resists inceneration, and so the vapors liquefy, materialize, and THERE ktd222 stands. No memory to remind her of the horror, and - smell. So began the workings of a forcefield, by me, that prevents invaders from penetrating the atmosphere around this hill, leaving ktd222 with the spoil.
My hill.
After the destruction of the USS Medieval, the surviving crew was stranded, and encountered a strange sandwitch. the Captain, being a very hungry, loudmouthed man, ate the sandwich, and suddenly became silent, with a strange look on his face. 'I was a turkey sandwich, nice!' The crew didn't know what was happening, but their captain was very specific, take the hill at all costs.
Marching on the hill, they stopped at the bottom, blocked by some silly forcefield. The crew using their secret weapon, threw onions to the forcefield, causing it to cry and loose integrity. Aimus stepped through, in his new captain body, and proceded to the top, where he challenged KTD to a thumb war. The thumbs of ktd were quickly crushed, and the blood was everywhere, leaving Ktd in much pain.
Now that Ktd was out of the way, only Jay remained. Jay, not knowing the captain was Aimus, tried to do away with him using a well know, but futile move known as the 'call thor' but since I knew this was going to happen, I jammed communications, all the while providing a feedback loop into the beam capacitor, causing thor's ship to explode, the poor guy, meddling in the wrong affairs, now he'll need a new clone!
Jay is quickly disposed of, using the last remaining exploding cow.
My hill!
Without thumbs, and without Jay, and in much pain, ktd22 learned the full function of her toes, and proceeded to prepare for galactical warfare. Dawned with mask, the toes released poisoness gas that permeated and rotted away everything around the hill. Including the turkey sandwich!
My hill.
well im glad theres no more mention of Jinns! their all locked up anyway! welll,....kinda.
opti decided to imitate korea and test a nuclear weapon under the hill. it felt like a nearthquake, inhabitants moved out.
hill mine again,
Optimisticnad's Hill
Poor dear, now facing world censure for setting of those nukes. Tskk. Well, since opti has run off in embarrassment, I should keep the old hill company.
Kathy's Hill!!!!!!
I immediately rush over to tell Kathy that there is a sale on pink fishnet tights at Ross. She squeals in delight and races off to purchase their entire stock. . .
Hyacinth's hill