Would You??

nope

would you put chewed gum in someone's clothes?

No way

Would you have a spitting contest?

gross

would you feed the deer?

Yes.

Would you?

(cccchhhhhhhHHHHHHhaawkkk!!)

Would you measure the distance?

1.45 cm.

Would you vote in the Short Story Competition to break the tie?

Probably not the best person...people don't like my opinions

Would you write a Short Story to be judged?

Yes, but not right now, too much effort too little time. Although, since I am no longer a mod, can I be eligible for the short story competition? I'll get back on this. :D

Would you chuck wood if a woodchuck would do your job?

no, I don't want to chuck wood.

Would you quack at a duck?

quack

Would you could you, won't you be my neighbor?

sure

would you shovel my driveway?

Yes I would

Would you help clean my house?

nope...I'm not good with the dust cloth...

would you fix my electric wiring?

Sure, no problem, I like to do that sort of stuff...

Would you correct my brain functions?

Let me get my tools...

Would you move a little bit to the left?