The PAM keeps talking about nothing to a person who is trying desperately to finish the last three pages of their book.
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The PAM keeps talking about nothing to a person who is trying desperately to finish the last three pages of their book.
Oh, I can tell you the ending - guy and the girl marry and have lots of children and lived happily ever after. :D
The PAM has a slight disfunction, she has started hearing from her nose :p
ugh. sounds like a real lousy book, I guess I'm going to have to start plugging my ear-buds into my nose and listening to some real lively jazz to get over the bore of that book. :D
The PAM speaks sign language with her elbows, and unfortunately it's a sign language that no one but she understands, so everyone just assumes she's standing around making funny motions with her elbows... they don't really know what to make of her, really. It's quite embarrassing for everyone.
PAM makes friends with inanimate objects :p
that's so true. :p
PAM has spent the last ten years wishing she was friends with a duck that lives in the local park. the duck refuses to be friends, the duck's friendlier with the sprinklers in the park than it is with the PAM.
The PAM wants to make a meal out of the 'friendly' duck. She had an eye on that duck for long.
ah, nope. Don't eat ducks.
The PAM likes to ram the grocery cart into the person's heel in front of her, and then pretend she's sorry, it was all a mistake, and then do it again five seconds later. :p
The PAM flies toy planes thinking it is the real flying she is doing. :D
The PAM purposely crashes poor PAPAM's planes.
The PAM likes to park too close to the person in the next space and then leaves them a nasty note for their parking too close.
:D I wish i could do that autumn! only 2 more years till i start learning to drive though! :p
PAM reads so much Calvin & Hobbes Fan that she has turned into an invisible friend herself! :p
PAM...PAM....PAM......PAM...........
PAM is very good at thinking of insults! (You see? I managed after all! :p)
:D PAM is dangerously addicted to tofee!
PAM has an all too incinerating imagination. :p
PAM will soon be devoured by canaries
That imaginative enough? :p :D
The PAM when running for a race, starts running backwards. *someone give her the directions, please*
*EDIT - bugger, beaten*
The PAPAM doesn't seem to hold their location in high regard...
The PAM seems to like the word 'Mad'...
PAM most certainly suffers from the hallucinogenic effect of literature overdose.
The PAM has saved her toe nail clippings for her "collection" since she was four.
(Hi, Miss Darcy. :wave: We haven't met yet, but I'm sure we'll see each other around. ;))
The PAM throws lizards off tall spaces attached to bungee cords! Bad PAM! :p
The PAM has a laugh that makes the sound of fingernails on a blackboard seem lovely and nice.
PAM is training to be a clown but is having trouble putting on her red nose.
PAM sneezed on the tray of Christmas cookies and served them to the guests anyway, yeesh! :sick: :D
PAM is selling snow balls at outrageous prices.
ah, but the PAM is buying! :p and selling Frosty on the black market . .. tear tear
PAM is buying Frosty though! :p
PAM put bids on Frosty and the snow balls to drive up the price! ;)
The PAM is obviously the one who turned a hair dryer on and melted poor ol' Frosty. Admit it, PAM! :p
PAM is constantly attempting to fly with little success, except bumping into trees :p
The PAM lives in a hole in a tree, she is that tiny :p
The PAM was not content with bleaching her eyebrows purple, she chopped her hair and dyed it purple too! And on top of that, she will match it to her red and yellow dress! Poor taste, Maddie..*shakes head* :p
I auctioned that dress and it sold for a million $ and the PAM bought it. :D
And i threw it on the garbage afterwards..:p But the PAM, the PAM! She took it and wore it again without washing it!!:( Oh no!!
You threw a million dollar dress in garbage :eek2: It had diamonds inside ~sigh~ one person loss is another ones gain.
The PAM makes wierd abstract paintings saying its 'modern art'
But the PAM commisions those paintings! :p
the PAM beleives that "surrealism" is painting herself blue. :lol:
PAM flys about on a space ship. Or at least tells everyone she does.
*cringes*Quote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
And they say virus aren't cool. The PAM runs them and keeps them on his computer for such a long time the virus became friends with him. Ofcourse, that doesn't say much because the PAM finally admitted to "virtual" hanging out with those pesky little creatures that destroy life. :p
The PAM randomly screeches out the phrase "tinglywingly dooo" in polite company. :eek2:
Avast anti-virus is award winning and free download for home users...:)
PAM often begins dancing to the sound of traffic! :D