"the hillllllllllls are alive with the sound of muuuusiicc." oh, wait....
Bridges, toothpicks and antelope all....
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"the hillllllllllls are alive with the sound of muuuusiicc." oh, wait....
Bridges, toothpicks and antelope all....
...are taller than small and smaller than tall.
Computerized antibioticals are no match...
. . . . for their nemesis, analog viruses!
Flowers die in vases but do not . . . .
wither as much when dried and put on display in a glass case so the little bastards can't touch them.
In the light of the sun...
. . . . unsightly moles are revealed and supposed models of the fairer sex are exposed for what they are: normal humans, not genetically enhanced super freaks.
Despite injuries, it is still possible . . . .
to drink firewater through a straw and subsequently fall down the stairs in an attempt to prove you can still walk down the stairs. :eek:
Here she comes, the...
. . . . largest turnip you'll ever see, boys! Back her in, back her in. Feast your eyes, lads. Thats it. Once in a lifetime opportunity, trust me. Hey! Hands off!
When in a wind tunnel, a person might be better off not . . . .
to pee against the wind. :goof:
She walked on the waterfront when...
...the commercials were over and that stupid sitcom came back on.
He tried to used "desert" and "dessert" in the same sentence, but...
. . . . the sophomoric cretins around him failed to apprehend the distinction, and instead decided to burn him for being a sophomoric cretin who didn't know the difference between 'desert' and 'dessert'.
Setting your alarm to get up and do laundry . . . .
means you are probably a bachelor, or at least living on your own.
OK, I'll get up and do the laundry! Boy, do I need a...
. . .washing machine.
If I get a washing machine . . .
I won't have to keep spraying deodorant directly onto my clothes! :lol:
It is amazing how many days one can wear the same shirt before...
...her husband begins to notice.
We are all unique, but no one is more unique than...
that person who has an onion instead of a head.
Onion Head sheds copious tears while....
watching that incredibly dramatic moment in the film. Why oh why did he have to peel his head? Now he missed most of the gruesome killing due to his tears.
In the starlight shines the colourful...
jelly beans, and I am sure not picking those up!
I found a potato chip that looked exactly like....
...another potato chip! Who would have thought?
The difference between a train and a pink elephant is...
... second's consideration.
If you want to be remembered affectionately .....
...be a kiss.
Sanguine, Cholera, Melancholy and Phlegm...
sounds like a good name for a rock band! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/mu...smiley-026.gif
I'll tell thee everything I can because...
...it isn't all that much!
To travel well...
one must take loads of Dramamine!
To be a ninja warrior. . . .
one must walk a lonely path, and eat lots of turnips.
Don't ninja warriors wear those funny looking....
...things on their funny-looking -- hggrkh!!
The invisible ninja...
is the ultimate in stealth technology assassination! http://1000smilies.com/sai.gif
When attacked by invisible ninja's, your best defese is to...
take out your tonfa and nunchucku and swing away!
invisible ninjas dont like dogs because...
. . . they always get peed on while observing their mark.
To cover the smell of dog urine, invisible ninjas. . . .
apply skunk essence liberally.
What did one invisible ninja say to the other? "Why that is a ...."
shadow I see, is it yours, or mine??""
The confused ninja can...
. . . .often knock themselves out cold with their own nunchucks.
The secret ninja must always. . . .
...compete with pirates for online attention.
Captain Jack...
...only competes with Cutty Sark.
Eight bells and...
...and Oh...what a world of merriment their melody fortells!
If only Gargamel...
would stop chasing little blue, ah, people, all over the forest, he might become a great wizard!
http://1000smilies.com/smurf.gif
If I were a great wizard, I would...
...wiz greatly!
To become a wizard, one must first...
be a man.
We could touch the stars if...........
we had really long arms.
Suddenly I found myself face to face with...
...an archer.
Massachusetts is...
the home of foxy bathrobe wearers. :brow:
To make rubber duckies, one needs...