If I were a ______, what would you be?

The tempted. (Sounds like a title of a book....)

If I were a worn out, but classic book, what would you be?

In trouble.

If I was a rose bush, what would you be?

A thorn

If I were a crown,what would you be?

wearing a frown.

If I were a sea,what would you be?

sea-shore!

If I were Tyrion Lannister who would you be?

A professional midget tosser.(sorrry, i couldnt resist!!!)

If I were were a ticket what destination would you choose?

La bella Italia

If I were Monday,what would you be?

Friday!

If I were a high class Benz Mercedes, what would you be?

Driving you in stilettos with the roof down.

If I were a warm glowing fire, what would you be?

( christian louboutin's of course)
I'd be the one lying in front of you wearing nothing but a smile and drinking Crystal

If I were a distant memory, what would you be?

A chance encounter from the past.

If i were an arresting officer, what would you be?

Drunk and trying to put on your hat.

If I were a smelly foot, you would be...

(I would have said a very bad girl handcuffed in the back seat of the patrol car:devil:)

LOL! Lili!!!

Same Q...

I take it we are on the smelly feet question.

I would be a pair of Tube Socks(broad stripes) for ya!!

If I were your student what would you teach me?