Blogger: A male tree harvester
Prestidigitation: The art of using ten fingers to suspend the disbelief of thousands, without visible wires.
Fanatic
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Blogger: A male tree harvester
Prestidigitation: The art of using ten fingers to suspend the disbelief of thousands, without visible wires.
Fanatic
Fanatic Completely devoted to a sport, athlete, race car driver, cause, etc. that I personally despise.
Exams
Exams - mysterious qualification tests (derived from X-M - X for mystery and M for mapping) designed in such a manner that no matter what you do for preparation you can never actually be prepared
Some X-M s have become so sophisticated in their elusive illusory purpose that an entire year must be set aside in order merely to steady the participants' nerves - but no allowance is made for the outcome except that a tick will find you walking a path you may not have considered while a cross will find you walking a path you may not have considered
Because the ultimate judges in these trials are the Secret Secret Association of Monks found hidden in the caves of Shangri-La who communicate with ESP, only they can tell which path for whom will be which - but they aren't telling
Thesis
Thesis - Sibling of Thebro
Apprehension
Apprehension: A state of nervousness about 1) whether one's application software will be used by anyone; or 2) the possibility of being arrested.
Promote: To advocate digging a surrounding ditch.
Glacial
Glacial Ice on a slow, slow ride
Forget An illusion that never happens when you actually are trying to get over something, like your pants falling down on stage during the Senior play, but manifests itself whenever you really need the facts, such as during that final exam that will earn you a Doctorate
PHD
PHD - Supposedly impressive sounding but ultimately silly and fluffy bit of the alphabet some misguided wretches choose to bung at the end of their names to show that they've accomplished a tedious task few others are actually interested in
Though in rare instances it may have the effect of drawing attention away from the rest of the person's given name, it won't necessarily produce the desired result
'My name is Billy-Bob Bouncy-Bumboils PHD-'
'Step back from the car... I said step back from the car! Put your hands behind your head where I can see them..!'
A far easier and quicker way to collect the initials for those whom this cautionary warning has been insufficient to dissuade, is simply to adopt an Oxford stammer away from the famous university town and say phrases like 'I'll get you, you wascally wabbit!' whilst toting a shotgun and duck hunter's cap
Cartoons
Cartoons: Road trip songs
Collate: Jointly tardy
Stereo
Stereo - to drive with the radio so loud that it interferes with your competence and you should be riding bulls in Nebraska
Curiously, having two voluminous sound sources in an enclosed environment actually negates the effects of separation, music, and brain function which is the reason passersby can only discern a repetitious muffled Doof! Doof!
Corruption
Corruption: When two people simultaneously lose their temper.
Misanthropy: Donating to women's causes
Heirloom
Heirloom - what the Duke of Cambridge will use to knit a new rug for incubating his egg and thence the Duchess of Cambridge can run her fingers through it without ending up with a hand full of dilapidated rusty springs
The real purpose however is for the crown to fit comfortably on his crown
Can also be used, and probably will, to create manly chest merkins
Throne
Throne - a false sense of superiority coupled with acute mental idiocy produced by inbreeding. Also known as an object representative of pointless bickering.
Island
Island I am told, reliably, that "No Man" is an island, which is actually a piece of real estate completely surrounded by water and covered with a thick growth of real estate and IRS agents
Royal Having the fortune to be born into the reigning family regardless of whether you are an homicidal maniac or a complete fool.
"Would your Majesty please step this way and place your Royal hands into these handcuffs?"
A good example of this is having The Crown Prince known affectionately as "Prince Eddy" be a prime suspect in the Jack the Ripper murders and vanishing in such a way as to suggest he was perhaps "culled for the greater good."
Collateral Damage
Collateral Damage Military for "Oops!"
War
War The usual end of negotiations when neither party really wants to negotiate, but hold stubbornly to their own agenda, expecting the other to change
Refuge