Toni, Shurtugal and Baki were all on the ferris wheel at the fair, and oh no!! The ferris wheel dislocated, and went cart-wheeling all across the field, killing many including our three LitNetters..... What a shame indeed.... R.I.P. girls!
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Toni, Shurtugal and Baki were all on the ferris wheel at the fair, and oh no!! The ferris wheel dislocated, and went cart-wheeling all across the field, killing many including our three LitNetters..... What a shame indeed.... R.I.P. girls!
But Bakiryu was never on since she thinks ferris wheels are boring and a Baki-impersonator (known only as K.P) was killed instead http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ticons/3-2.gif
baki's eyes rotted away from watching to much japanese comics, the rotting continued to her brain where she then died a slow painful death
In one of those assasin missions, X's head was squeezed violently between the thighs of this gangsta who had a body of a professional sumo wrestler. X died of suffocation as the "sumo" gangsta squashed his ginormous bottom futher on the assassin's body.. Ah.. one of those failed missions..
Farewell X, may the cries of anguish of those you have killed on this thread cradle thee to thy grave...:p
Hey! There's no such thing as too much japanese (or american) anime! :flare:Quote:
Originally Posted by the silent x
Toni and X decided to engage in a fight to the death to prove which was better, sadly they killed each other to the despair of many litnetters :bawling:
bakiryu was sitting at her computer, reading a message in an online forum, completely unware that a meteor was hurtling through the earths atmosphere, and (oh noes!) it was heading directly toward her head! then bakiryu got thirsty from typing so much, so she went to get a drink. before she could turn on the spigot, however, she passed out from exhaustion and slept through the rest of the night on the floor while the window was open. a draft came in, and she caught a terrible cold the following day. she died from a freak food poisoning accident that very day at a Panera Bread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bakiryu
sir wiston wrote and wrote and wrote until he wasted away into thin brittle bones which the wind blew away as pretty, sparkly ivory dust.
Driving home from a visit to the local farmer's market (in what turned out to be a vain attempt at finding rare manga :-P) Bakiyru rolled down the window, enjoying the beautiful summer day. A curious sparkly dust wafted into the car, and gave bakiryu trouble breathing. She coughed and hacked until it made its way out of the car. Scientific Analysis concluded that the mysterious dust was in fact ivory. Twenty years later Bakiyru died from lung cancer.
Unfortunately for Winston, that little hamster is not holding a cherry, but a cherry BOMB. While hugging the creature, the hapless knight was blown to pieces, being a very fragile sort for a knight. Why do the good die young?
weepingforloman, in his ever thirsty quest for a good football game, got cozy on the couch, complete with all his snacks and soda beverages. He turned on the television, but when he tried to use the remote control, it was actually a detonator and he blew himself, the tv, and the entire county up into a huge mushroom cloud, last seen floating to the ring of Saturn... So sad, it was a wonderful game, too, I heard...
The grizzly bears thought that Kiz is so cute and they fought over on who's going to marry her... The ugliest, the most obnoxious grizzly won (like duh,) and took her to marry him. Too bad, the grizzly was too hungry he ate her alive! Organs and everything!!! We're going to miss you, Kiz...
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alright, I'm the lamest murderer here in LitNet....
The Artist Passes
Reccura made a deal much like the one made by Dorian Grey,
She could paint her own portrait and hang it up, out of sight.
And then every year that passed by that portrait would age—
While Reccura remained young and lovely, with eyes so bright!
But a certain Green-Eyed Monster rose and took her two sisters,
The Flower and The Warrior grew ever greener with envy;
They could not bear to see her, but if she was gone, how they missed her—
So they hatched up a plan to take from her her beauty.
The Flower spoke for the two as her lips can drip with honey,
Beguiling the younger woman and leading her into their trap.
Then The Warrior struck with the best blade to be had for love or money,
With a fury never before felt in her heart, now full of wrath.
But Reccura’s painting deal with the devil had made her an immortal:
Safe against her sister’s wiles, she smiled at her portrait: OH, HORRORS!
Pendragon
© 7/20/07
May I interrupt this thread to applaud Pen for this gem of gems.... Bravo!!
** STANDING OVATION **
OK, carry on....
kizpaws (actually a mermaid) was swimming in her wonderful ocean when a shark came along and ate her in one glup!
I will not grow up
Oh no, not me
said a certain little person
known as our sweet Shurtzie
but alas the years
came by
as they do
finding Shurtzie
more tried than true
Her book was finally published
her name was known to all
despite her cool demeanor
she took a real bad fall
RIP my dear Shurtzie