SATM someone (not me;)) is drinking a triple shot latte at 6 p.m. and foolishly thinking they will get to sleep at a normal hour tonight:D
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SATM someone (not me;)) is drinking a triple shot latte at 6 p.m. and foolishly thinking they will get to sleep at a normal hour tonight:D
SATM has just realized their stupidity. (hopefully)
SATM is in denial..
SATM thinks they'll have a productive night because the caffine will have them up till the wee hours of the morning:lol:
SATM is wrong. :)
SATM they're hoping not because what else with they do with all this energy?:)
SATM someone is learning something about ants.
SATM someone knows that they really should do the right thing.
SATM just remembered that he or she played with an ant once!
As a result, the said,SATM wrote this email to SATM's political science teacher 3 years ago:
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The Fire Ant:
There are so many things you could learn about nature; one of which is teaching nature by putting a problem in front of it. A problem, that after trial and error, can be overcome. Teaching all this to a fire ant takes a maximum of 2 minutes. However, teaching all this to a human is a whole different story.
Hypotheses/Postulates/Theories/Observations:
1. fire ants are very fast
2. if an object[specifically, a lead pencil's clip part] is put in front of it, it turns the other way and runs.
3. if the ant is kept on being blocked, it moves sideways rather than the opposite way, theorising that no moving blockade is indefinite.
4. if the blockade still continues to block the ant's path, then the ant leads it to the edge of the paper and becomes free.
5. the ant has a memory span of say, an ant. Therefore, the ant forgets its solution to the problem and the game starts over again.
6. Though, after a few trials (in my case, 3), theory 5 is disproved because the ant now clearly remembers its problem.
7. It realizes that its problem is not that it can't go straight through its path; rather, its real problem is the obstacle that keeps moving in its path.
8. It hides, and when the obstacle is distracted(in this case, after 5 minutes), the ant climbs on top of the obstacle.
9. when the force of the obstacle threatens the ant of emminent death by floating the obstacle in the air, vertically, the ant finally theorizes one last thing: the idea of overcoming the obstacle is not of running away from it; rather, one must encroach upon it and overthrow the force that allows the obstacle to be in the threatning state it's presently in.
10. when the ant tests he final theory, the force scrupulously forfeits, and grants the ant, ultimate freedom.
Conclusion:
This is a proof in nature that Marcus Garvey got it all wrong, and wasn't even close to being succesful in his campaign of the Black exodus to Africa. This also shows that Hitler could've avoided his empire's destruction by disarming himself by moving forward. He should've ran back and forth; hiding behind the binder to refuel, like the ant. He was the force, and he disarmed the obstacle he had put upon the ant(the allies)...the ant had done nothing at all, and hitler set up his own self-destruction. The Ant and The Lead Pencil scenario was succesfuly played only once in history(i think), and that was in the American Revolution. Of course, America has been interchangeable: as the Lead Pencil[antagonist] and the ant[protagonist].
yup, that's it...the whole ant thing happened to me while i was doing precal homework... I started playing with the ant and well, the whole experiment happened accidentally....either this is a load of bullpoop or it's the machiavellian, "duh!"....i'm sorry i have to be weird like this...and you know what's scary? I don't know if I'm joking or not...."
SATM feels insane...
SATM is reading crazefest's post above.
SATM has skipped over the ant post above, because SATM is lazy.
SATM is about to eat tuna sandwich. Yum.
SATM is drinking water. :)
SATM is waiting for their relief to show up...late by almost 5 hours.
SATM is "Ah Wilderness!"