. . . . used as kindling for massive bonfires such as the ones found at turnip festivals?
Cheerios are more fun to eat than . . . .
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. . . . used as kindling for massive bonfires such as the ones found at turnip festivals?
Cheerios are more fun to eat than . . . .
...to play "ring the bottle" with, although they are more fun as frisbees than they are to eat.
I refuse to answer on the grounds...
that you are not a confirmed turniper!
When fly fishing, always remember . . .
that fish don't fly, and neither should you.
When riding home from work always...
rock out in your car to electronica and do your best Elaine imitation - the people in neighboring cars love it!
If we hadn't used the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. . . .
We would never have been able to defeat the killer rabbit, and humanity would now be extinct.
Tim the enchanter once...
enchanted a turnip and called it Aimus!
What must we do with all these turnips that are...
threatening to take over the LitNet, Killer Tomato style?
Hamsters shouldn't. . . .
ever have access to a travelater, it would just kill all the joy they find in their hamster wheels.
Turnips sometimes turn up in the ....
try to create their own themepark Run Hamster, Run!
(:lol: Pen, that was funny!)
Going all out, a guinea pig can...
reach speeds of 70 miles per hour before collapsing with heart failure and falling out of their wheeliebobber. (nice video aimus!)
Candy and wingnuts. . .
both grow on trees, but the candy tree is infinitely more popular amongst little kids.
Money and a flying saucer do not make a...
NASA project, no matter what they think.
In some aboriginal tribes
the turnip is worshipped, while in others it is feared.
In the United Federation of Planetary Objects...
the US space shuttle is a laughingstock.
If East were to meet West. . .
there would be much gossiping about north and south.
One white duck and a hobbit...
are a perfect meal for a dragon.
Hairy toes. . . .
are very attractive to young hobbit girls.
On the mainscreen the commander saw that...
the Enterprise was losing power and yelled out to Scotty to engage more thrusters.
Yellow polyester should never
be used to disguise the hole in the back of a shed that was so carefully painted blue by the owner.
There are many different kind of pigs, some are...
red and some are blue, and some will eat slop in a shoe.
Spiders can do many interesting. . . .
moves with their eight legs, but for some reason they always get kicked out of the dojo.
It doesn't help being afraid to...
...dive off of diving boards.
What the...
. . . . unsuspecting campers didn't realize when pitching their tents was that their insides would soon be plastered all about the interior of them; for there were dangerous and unspeakable things about in that particular forest.
If you eat a burrito the size of a baby, wouldn't you expect . . . .
...the Mother of All Burritos (would that be la burrita?) to sit on, and flattulant your house?
Mad dogs and Englishmen...
is the title of an Eighth Doctor Who Novel on my bookshelf. Really whacky, I mean, poodles with hands? :lol:
"I say, Watson," Holmes asked: "Wasn't that bloody body in the ...
...dryer fifteen minutes ago? Put it back, before it drips all over my rug!! And I don't mean my toupee!!
Cryptonite, when spelled with a "c"...
is still a problem for The Man of Steel. Just because a crook can't spell doesn't make the stuff any less lethal to our friend in the blue and red costume! :brow:
"Hey, Hobby!" Spider-man taunted the HobGoblin. "Where'd ya get that glider, the local...
Wallmart? Who sold it to you, the three humped camel?
Operation Mindcrime is...
a terrible problem amongst young folks today.
Capitolist piggies was on a sign waved in front of....
the farmers when kicked off the Animal Farm.
Napoleon was not just a dictator, he was also
a three-flavored ice-cream eater.
Never go to...
...before...
...or you'll...
Never go to a slaughterhouse
before eating liver, blood wurst and tongue,
or you'll end up paying your tip to the vomitorium. :eek:
Sometimes a nice lettuce leaf is.........
....a good medicinal tool.
Tomorrow may be dim, but yesterday must....
be a total imbecile.
...as lumpy as bookends.
Cats can be as lumpy as bookends when you sit on them.
When polishing silver forks...
...you must be certain not to let them use profanity.
Said the spoon to the paprika, "Courage is more...."
"important than being reddish and spicy, so there!"
Turning in disgust, the Paprika retorted...
"Whoda ya tink ya are, Mack da Knife?" :lol:
Paprika continued: "What is dis? Do you want I should show ya da spice I got, ya...
"know what im sayin yo??
cuz when im being a gansta yo homie gee i always say:..