If I were a ______, what would you be?

A vegetarian, for your sake - as I don't want to eat you....

If i were an investor what would you be?

Your wife, an heiress.- LOL!

If I were gum in your hair, you'd be...?

(lol, not all investors are rich and sucessful B4B)

Annoyed

If I were a painting in a museum, what would you be?

An art thief.

If you had to speak to a convention of millions (including the television etc) would you carefully prepare a scripted speech or would you partially ad lib?

I'd prepare a speech carefully but as is my habit I'd add something as per the requirement.

If you had to speak to a convention of millions (including the television etc) would you practice your speech and expressions you'd like to show?
(A famous politician is reputed to have practiced his speech in front of a mirror.)

first I would load up on the valium then practice practice practice

If you were a confused and abused Spaniard from Barcelona working as as waiter in hotel in Torquay, you would be?

Confused and abused! XD

If I were wonder woman, what would you be?

The guy who decides what happens to the Wonder Woman character.

(Manuel)

If I were a talent agent what talent would you show? (and pretend you Had to do the thing -cuz I said so

Hm. Probably singing. I can't dance worth a dime. XD

If I were a famous actress, what would you be?

your happy and rich agent!

If I were a figment of your imagination, what would you be?

A person with mental illness.

If I were a hot air balloon, you would be...

An airplane!

If I were a very sturdy, very old chair, what would you be?

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Originally Posted by lilimarlene

(lol, not all investors are rich and sucessful B4B)

Annoyed

If I were a painting in a museum, what would you be?

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I meant, I was the rich one (heiress) and he'd invest my money! That's why it was so funny, to me. :lol::lol::lol:

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Originally Posted by Buh4Bee

I meant, I was the rich one (heiress) and he'd invest my money! That's why it was so funny, to me. :lol::lol::lol:

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:thumbsup:

I would be the one sitting on you, drinking my cup of tea, reading my morning newspaper and enjoying the warmth from the sunlight coming throught the window.

If I was a temptation, what would you be?